Final Electoral Tally: Biden 352, Trump 186

Senate: 53 Dems, 47 Repubs
House: Huge Majority to the Dems

November 1, 2020. With only 48 hours left in this election season, a Princeton University neuro-scientist who is also a mathematics whiz, shows Joe Biden with an insurmountable lead, and he is one final step from becoming the next president of the United States. What is more, he will have both houses of Congress with him. The meddling factor will likely change the final count from the electoral college’s magic sausage grinder, but if medddling is about the same as in 2016, Biden is still favored to win 323 to 206. Donald Trump could scream and throw a major temper tantrum, but the writing is on the wall...and America is declaring him a loser.

One possible scenario: Trump will make a last gasp bid to shake up who does the actual electoral voting in selected states, but he will not succeed in changing the outcome. Instead, he will likely make his last negotiating gambit by making a pre-pardon deal with VP Pence, then resign, and escape to one of his more obscure golf villas and wind up as the self-declared world’s supreme golfer. Return your scorecard by voting for him, put a $100 bill with it, and get a free glass of stale beer!