I dug into the investigation source at NBC Political News and discovered he paid out $4.7 million in legal fees, and $8.8 million in fees related to his claims of voter fraud. That means he still has $481.5 million of unaccounted for funds. But hold on. There’s more. Somewhere in the fine print of his online appeals literature there is language about those unspent dollars—that lets him keep them.

He plans to start a PAC called “Save America.” He intends to keep his line of BS flowing indefinitely with his start up money. What can you (and all the rest of us) expect from this bloviating bullshit artist? I say he will just keep adding to his list of 22,000 lies while polluting the airways with them. He claims he has the names of 75 million followers tied to his Twitter account. If he charges you only $10 annually, he can collect $750 million every year till the cows and the bulls come home. That’s a helluva lot more than the Apprentice TV show ever paid him.

As for me, I’m a happy guy knowing that Joe won, that both Houses of Congress are in his camp, and one of these days some nice medic will stick me in the arm or elsewhere with a vaccination needle to protect me from all the slime, the spit, and the lies that will be flying around for the foreseeable future. Before I close down my TV service, I would like to watch President Biden rescind all those Executive Orders that his predecessor put into effect. Maybe he could offer Trump a partial pardon if he stands on the White House lawn with cameras running and burns every one of them. No teleprompters. Melania could help by handing him his divorce papers.