Predictions following the November Elections
If Trump Wins: The two major political parties will have spent $2 billions of dollars by election day. Vladimir Putin likely will have put up $100 million in phony AI ads on US TV sets and in home computers to welcome his impotent bed-fellow back in the Kremlin. China will have cashed in another $100 million of Treasury Bills to make room for a threesome in that same bed. And whoever is in charge in Iran will have launched a hundred missiles in the direction of Israel just to keep Netanyahu on his toes while daring him to fight back. 20 million copies of Playbook 2025 from the Heritage Foundation will be scattered in all the Red states’ legislatures just to show suckers like you and me who is in charge. Trump will pull the US out of all our defense treaties from around the world. Putin invades Europe.
Bazookas and grenades will be added to the list of the Right to Bear Arms by the Supreme Court. The word “Democracy” will be forbidden in all public schools and libraries. A new “Allegiance to Trump” will replace the old Allegiance to country and freedom:
I pledge allegiance to Dictator Rule
in the dishonorable states of America
and to the Autocracy for which they stand;
one nation, under siege, with obedience
and slavery for all.
Trump will allocate tax dollars to pay for the books while pocketing $10 million in profits. Coat hangers will be forbidden in all US homes so women will not be tempted to self-abort any pregnancy. Tariffs will be imposed on all goods entering the US thus assuring a worldwide Depression by the second year of Trump’s ingenious economic plan. China will land 1 million troops on the west coast to capture all the states from California to Kansas. Chopsticks will be mandatory eating utensils for all US households.
If Harris Wins: 4.2 billion women from around the world will celebrate for the entire month of November. US economy and stock markets reach new highs. Trump is found guilty of treason and gets 15 years-to-life in Ft. Leavenworth. God’s in his heaven; all’s right with the world.
Last night, I watched an obscure movie before the debate started. Charming the Hearts of Men. It was set in the old South in 1965. Men, both black-and-white, ruled their women. A beautiful, cultured twice divorced woman's father had died, leaving her a small plantation in debt. With no skills, she tried, unsuccessfully, to find employment until she met a prostitute with savings the banker who visited her brothel would not take. Using the prostitute's money, they built a restaurant on the plantation, grew their own food for the restaurant and prospered. She eventually married the local Congressman bachelor and convinced him to vote for the Civil Rights Act.
It had escaped my mind that the Civil Rights Act also freed women to go after the glass ceilings like our presidency and yet looks like Harris is going to break through. I'm predicting it.
Ron