I think it's fair to say, that the US Congress is worthless...is dysfunctional and has pretty much run its course.  TIME FOR A CHANGE...change for a better government. 

Gettysburg Address; (sort of)

Four score and 150 years ago (who's counting?) our forefathers AND FOREMOTHER'S brought forth to this nation...

As the reader can see, I brought in the 'ForeMothers' of America, because it was the women of this new land that did so much for America in building this nation.  Women have been excluded from government decision-making for much too long...which is a shame for this nation. 

With the worthless US Congress in shambles, with approval ratings at an all-time low, and getting lower, the American People deserve better, and I would like to introduce to you our future leaders, in the fight to restore America.  May I introduce Uncle Sam and Aunt Samantha from MainStreet USA to be our future leaders,   

It's not breaking news, that America was founded on racism and bigotry and if you don't believe me, just ask any Native American; black person or any woman.  They will tell you about the HATE generated toward them.  Therefore, I propose the following;

PROPOSAL;  That a NEW constitution should be written.  Not an old constitution, full of amendments and band-aids.  A brand new Constition written from scratch.  We all live in the year 2013, and many things have changed since the Old Constitution was written.  Georgi-Porgie is not the president anymore...and Jefferson and Madison are history, too.  Jefferson and Madison are OLD SCHOOL...

PROPOSAL;  The NEW constitution would limit the powers of the worthless Congress, and make all positions in the worthless Congress part-time positions...with part-time pay or LESS.  The worthless people work part-time anyway...so, why not make it official.   

PROPOSAL;  Earmarks would be abolished! For those of you around the world who are not familiar with earmarks...this is the Congress' little piggy bank, by which members of Congress can steal from the taxpayer's without Congressional approval, which is a disgrace.  All of this would come to an end...period.  

PROPOSAL;   The worthless Congress would NOT have the power to give themselves raises. 

PROPOSAL;  The NEW Constitution would be written by ordinary people of Main Street, including women. 

PROPOSAL;  The worthless Supreme Court got involved in the last election, and made it a 'BIG MONEY' game whereby billions of dollars are spent by hidden contributor's and worthless billionaires.  In the NEW constitution, all this would change, giving the ordinary citizen a chance to participate in the election process.  As it is right now, the game is just for millionaires and billionares...SHAME.  You call this a democracy? 

PROPOSAL;  Everyone in the current Congress today, would be fired, and we would start all over again, from the ground up. 

PROPOSAL;  Almost everyone in the worthless Congress, is a millionaire, and all this 'gravy-train' mentality would come to a screeching halt." 

PROPOSAL;  A percentage of money would be deducted from the checks of the people in Congress to pay down the deficit...just like ordinary American's on Main Street. 

PROPOSAL;  Foreign Aid, as we know it, would be a thing of the past.  Congress has tried to make friends around the world, with taxpayer's money.  All this would come to an end, with the little dollar store dictator's around filling their pockets, and the people in need would never see the aid, etc.  Many countries around the world would have to fend for themselves.  NO MORE HAND-OUTS...This is part of belt-tighternig for America...

PROPOSAL; (George Washington);   Georgi-Porgi was THEN...and this is NOW...the old Constitution will be used as a guide only...and the changes made will be all new...there will be NO 'I'll scratch you back; you scratch mine.'  That mentality is over forever...

PROPOSAL;  Screwing the taxpayer's by a worthless Congress...is OVER...

PROPOSAL;  Lobbyists are a thing of the past...there has to be a better way...

PROPOSAL; With a NEW Constitution, the feeble Congress will never be able to shut-down the government again, and make the times tougher on the American people...NEVER AGAIN!

PROPOSAL;  The two-party system is over!  This is the cause of gridlock in the Congress, and has led to the shut-down of America.  There has to be a better way, such as the House of Commons in England

PROPOSAL; Jobs are leaving the country in droves...and whose fault is it?  The worthless Congress is a fault, and a new system of government will keep jobs in this country for the futures of the American people.  Taxes will be lowered for companies to stay in this country to provide jobs for Americans, etc. 

PROPOSAL;  The NEW system of government will have an OPEN MIND...and NOT the OLD SCHOOL of the worthless Congress...That's why a NEW Constititution is neccessary...CHANGE FOR THE BETTER...

PROPOSAL;  Lifetime appointments for the Supreme Court justices is OVER.  Who do they think they are?  Their poop stinks just like everyone else's!  This is the thinking of 1776...NOT 2013. 

PROPOSAL; NASA has to tighten its belt just like everyone else.  NO more looking for water on Jupiter.  The worthless Congress has never gotten its priorities in order...and now it's time to abolish the Congress...as it's time for the people in the Congress...to get a REAL job...

PROPOSAL;  Way too many deaths in Medical, because of unessesary surgeries; botched procedures and prescription drugs...Medical has to be accountable for their crimes.  Trust is put in medical people and then that trust is betrayed.  All this has to come to an end...

PROPOSAL;  The doctrine of 'separation of church and state,' has to be looked at and changed.  The many perverts and pedophiles in the church are getting away with too much.  They like this doctrine, because they can do their 'dirty work' behing closed doors and get away with it.  That's why there are so many cases against the church...ALL CHURCHES...ALL RELIGIONS...the party is OVER...

PROPOSAL;  Immigration in the US is out of control, and the doors to immigration MUST be closed.  If immigrants don't like this new policy, they can SUCK EGGS and go back where they came from...PERIOD! AMERICAN'S COME FIRST...

My Two-Cents;  The American people are the most creative and innovative people in the world, and that's why the US is the most powerful country in the world...because of their ideas.  So, the American people can handle the challange and task of writing a NEW constitution.  It won't be easy...but, I feel the American people CAN and MUST do it...for all Americans. 

Yes...yes...Uncle Sam and Aunt Samantha can stroll down Main Street, holding hands, and taking a breath of fresh air, and looking forward to a NEW Constitution and a NEW government...minus a worthless Congress...

WORK IN PROGRESS...

DECEMBER, 2013 

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