How in the world would we ever survive as a nation without illegal immigration?

Apr. 1, 2006
Illegal immigration has become a fundamental reality of life in the United States. In 1986, when mass-amnesty was granted by Reagan, there were an estimated 1 to 3 million illegal immigrants; today the estimates vary widely, but all pretty much agree that there are at least between 11 and 12 million of them. When amnesty is granted again, this time in the form of a "guest worker" program that makes guest workers not out of people in Mexico but those illegally residing in our nation, I'm sure we can expect yet another 3 or 4 hundred percent jump in the numbers.

Obviously we need these people to continue to migrate as quickly as they can sneak over. To demonstrate this for your review, following are the inevitabilities that would occur if we were to stop this open border policy and actually begin to enforce our laws:

No crops will ever again be picked in the United States. We will simply have to find another way to get food.

There will be no more construction. Never again will a new house be built in the United States. Never again will a roof be repaired. We will just have to make the best of what we have, and when our houses are gone we will have to find another mode of existence that does not involve living in houses.

There will be no cleaning. We will have to destroy our dishes after we use them and get more for next time. Our homes and businesses will become waste dumps that have to be destroyed every few years. But since there's no illegal immigrants, no one will build new ones and we will have to figure out a new concept of living.

There will be no more landscaping. Our lawns simply will not get mowed, and the grass will eventually tower over our waste dump houses and businesses that nobody will clean. Nature will reclaim the United States and we will all live in a giant forest like Druids.

So before you attack this latest amnesty attempt by Congress, make sure you know what you're getting yourselves into.