We can sing this song later

Professor Ambrose Penwose, Kiwi
Anatomy 101.55

Wake Up Class,

Listen up, we can all sing this song later…

The finger bone’s connected to the hambone, er hand bone. The hand bone’s connected to the arm bone, the arm bone’s connected to the pit bone, the pit bone’s connected to the thigh bone, the thigh bone’s connected to the shinbone…etc.

They’re all connected.
So where is the Crazy Bone connection?
Nobody speaks of it. It is in none of the various verses?
Yet it is the most influential bone in the body.

Hit that bone and you’re off on a trip!

When was the last time you hit your crazy bone? Have you EVER hit your crazy bone? If you did, you’d know it. It would actually drive you crazy. Fortunately it only lasts a moment.
But that is One Crazy Moment!

I saw a kid once running in and out of traffic. I asked what was wrong with him. Someone said he hit his Crazy Bone.
Well, that explains it!

I can’t remember the last time I hit my crazy bone? I cannot even remember where it is? I know it’s somewhere in the elbow area.

I looked it up in a dictionary…
“the place at the back of the elbow where the ulnar nerve rests against a prominence of the humerus.”
Well that helped…NOT!
Now I have three things I don’t know.

Another definition said…
A place at or near The Funny Bone.

So where’s the Funny Bone?

Penwose Out,
By George
NoPo8