The hilarious tongue-in-cheek guide presents dozens of fictional dialogues between the homeowner and the telemarketer.  They'll want to hang up and never call you back after thinking they've reached drug traffickers, aliens, gangsters, lonely hearts, psychotics, and other types.

Les Golden, an actor, stand-up comic, musician, astronomer, professor, cartoonist, and animal welfare activist utilizes the techniques learned from Del Close of Chicago's Second City nightclub.  

Read them at home, at parties, give the book as a gift, or, if you're an actor, use the dialogues as comedy audition material.