This was sent in an e-mail to me.
I found it quite amusing.
Some of the wording may be a bit off from the original text.
It is an "oldie, but a goody"

A professor was packing up his brief-case in his class-room at the end of a school day.
A beautiful young student entered his classroom, shutting the door behind her.
She approached the professor , flipping her beautiful, silky long hair over her shoulders, looked him straight in the eyes, batting her eyelashes and said to him:
"Oh Professor, I would do anything for an 'A' in your class."
She then swung around , got on her knees in front of him, looked up into his eyes and smiled and said : " I mean, I would do ANYTHING to get an "A" in your class!
The professor sighed, gently took the hand of the beautiful young lady, looked deeply into her eyes and said: "Would you....study?"