Am I old yet?

A checklist to determine if you should consider yourself 'old' -- this seemed funnier before my oldest daughter called to inform me that I'm going to be a grandfather.

Do you wonder if you are old yet?

A simple checklist for you - if these apply to you, then yes, you are old :(

• You no longer laugh at Preparation H commercials.
• Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
• You buy shoes with crepe rubber soles.
• The only reason you’re still awake at 2 A.M. is indigestion.
• People ask you what color your hair used to be.
• You enjoy watching the news.
• Your car must have four doors.
• You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
• You have a dream about prunes.
• You browse the bran cereal section in the grocery store.
• You start worrying when your supply of BenGay is low.
• You think a CD is a certificate of deposit.
• You have more than 2 pair of glasses.
• You read the obituaries daily.
• Your biggest concern when dancing is falling.
• You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
• You wear black socks with sandals.
• You know all the warning signs of a heart attack.

If any of the above apply to you:
You Are Over The Hill

But remember! Just because there’s snow on the roof doesn’t mean there isn’t a fire in the fireplace!