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Blame it on Chocolate
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I think , Blame it on chocolate, says it all.

Chocolate is the food of the Gods. Montezuma drunk frothy cups of thick dark chocolate each night before indulging in his harem of women. So blame it on chocolate. The food of the Gods. Chocolate is the elixir of love. Casanova savored creamy, melt in your mouth chocolate before he pleasured each of his many mistresses. So blame it on chocolate. The elixir of love. Chocolate is the food of love. I popped a chocolate in my mouth and rolled my tongue across the heady, heavenly taste and buttery texture. Then I invited Brendan Fraser over. So blame it on chocolate. The food of love 


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Reviewed by Kone Simons (Reader)
Reviewed on January 7, 2002
Agree, agree, agree....kone

Reviewed by Kone Simons (Reader)
Reviewed on December 7, 2001
Whenever I eatch chocolate, the next day I get depressed. When I do not eat any I do not get dipressed. So, there is something dangerous about the enzimes in chocolate.

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