Democratic party throws stones across the schoolyard at the Republican party while real issues affecting all Americans languish for lack of attention

In a blatant play for more headlines, Democrats in Congress are going after Attorney General Gonzalez like a pack of cringing hyenas. And that's what they all are, these politicians of both parties--cringing hyenas. Why don't they just go home? They're obviously not working on anything remotely considered to be in our best interests even though it's our taxes paying their salaries. They waste more time on useless pursuits than any pack of bottom feeders in the history of Man. And none of these precious minutes on the clock are in our interests. Not one. They could care less about their employer, the American People. If they worked in the private sector, they'd be fired, just like any other slacker.

Go home, Congress. Take a seat in front of the mirror, fluff your pretty hair, and ask yourselves if that's a real American staring back at you or just another simpering wimp looking for more money from special interest groups with plenty to spend. You've done enough damage in looking the other way on a host of issues that even now you can't bring yourselves to address.

Go home. Work a real job with those you pretend to represent. Get in touch with your inner American. Find out why your collective approval rate is at an all-time low. Discover the discontent you yourselves are brewing with your indifference to the losses of our personal rights and freedoms, not to mention the taxes that dampen or outright destroy any chance of our individual pursuits of happiness.

Just go home. We don't need you anymore. You're all about taking from us in your own self-interests, not adding to us and our quality of life. Not one of you know what sacrifice is, certainly not the kind of bloody sacrifice upon which this country was founded. Benedict Arnold was a saint compared to you.

Please, for our sake, for our standing in the world as a nation--what's left of it--pack up your ridiculous road shows, every one of you, and trot on home. The world is laughing at us because of you. The people of this country, their rights, their freedoms, are suffering or lost completely because of you. Haven't you done, or not done, enough already?

You got your money, your fat government pension. Surely those corporate interests in the private sector for whom you've so willingly prostituted your own nation and people will have work for you should you feel what we the People pay you for doing nothing is simply not enough.

Go on now. If you can't find anything better to do than fight amongst yourselves or try to dig up the lowdown on the opposing schoolyard gang trying to dig up the lowdown on your gang, go the fuck home and stay there. By the way, don't forget to vote yourselves a big raise on the way out of town. Wouldn't want to let a dime you never earned in the job for America you failed to do fall to the ground, would you? I thought not. Bottom feeders.