A Married man is sleeping with the divorcee down the street, the babysitter, the hot blonde intern? Nope, not even close.
I’ve seen dozens of articles here on AuthorsDen about cheating husbands and wives and so I felt inspired to write one of my own.
This one goes out to all those husbands and wives doing the unthinkable...sleeping with their spouse!
Ten Reasons for Having Sex With Your Spouse
- It’s more fun than fighting.
- The computer froze up again.
- It’s Monday, Tuesday, or even Saturday afternoon.
- The kids are asleep—at the grandparents—hey let’s make a kid!
- When it’s over you can cuddle or....
- There’s nothing good on TV.
- Our favourite show is on TV—who cares lets get busy.
- They know all your favourite moves.
- It’s cheap. It’s safe and as you might remember, very enjoyable!
- Sorry, didn’t finish the list…wife was giving me that look. ;)
Why are you still reading this? You should have dragged your hubby to bed by now. Need a few pointers? Light a few candles. Open a bottle of wine. Tell (insert pet name here) that you’ve been thinking about them all day and that you can’ wait to (insert sexy thought here)
Most of all have fun!
What I find so sad is all of the forms at school that ask which parent has custody...there isn't a spot to say non-divorced, both parents have custody from the same house... So sad that divorce and cheating are the "norms" nowadays.
Cryssa