There is an old saying that one fights fire with fire. Since Presidential candidate Trump attacks everyone by hitting below the belt, it seems necessary to reply in return. Trump insists on attacking people where they are most vulnerable. So it seems the only way to fight his attacks are to respond back in the same manner as he attacks innocent people. A bully should be bullied.

Recently, the news has shown us of a picture of trump’s hand festering with open sores. Speculation has run rampant through the Internet that open sores are a symptom of syphilis. Under normal circumstances, I would say that a person’s medical problems should remain between them and their doctor. However these are not normal times and all is fair in love and war.

Imagine the following scenario: Trump has won the Presidency and is hosting his first state dinner in the East Room. The guests are various heads of state, ambassadors, and other dignitaries.

Trump is at the door of the East Room and as each dignitary enters, he greets and shakes their hand. “The President Xi. of China,” the Sargent   of Arms announces. He announces several other dignitaries as well. President Putin, Kim Jong-Un, are just a few of the world leaders attending. Most are autocratic thugs whose names we recognize.

During dinner the conversation centers on a variety of topics including the recent threat of a new pandemic which most attendees are not concerned with.  Rather the attendees are concerned with the food. “President Trump, please pass the peas.” This from Erdogan. Other autocrats also request various menu choices.

 At some point during the evening, the autocratic leaders notice that their hands start itching. As they scratch them under the table, they continue eating often chewing on rolls and slices of bread. 

Several weeks later the news leaks a report of most of the autocratic thugs seem to have come down with a mysterious illness. 

This is one of the reasons Trump shouldn’t be elected. Or considering who Trump hangs out with, maybe he should be.