Some background before I flip a coin to see which of these I roast first. As outlined in another essay, neither of them should be up there causing the trouble they're causing and it's time to fix that. Bernie should have been the winner of 2016, instead the Dems, or Dims at this point, thought they'd push the worst candidate in the world up there, Hillary, and instead gave us the thing they've cried, fumed, and obsessed over since: Trump. Then 2020... Christ. Trump was never supposed to have won, so what do you think happens when you put another terrible senile candidate up against a person that never should have 'won' the first time? That's right. You get an even worse 'President' if someone reading from a teleprompter and making jokes about 'doing what he's told' could ever be called a 'President'. He's got the position, but not the respect, and never will. Just like Trump. So neither of these foolish, senile buffoons that are sucking all this time and energy should ever have had the chance to suck that time and energy. They're parasites on the US of A. They're energy and time leeches. And it's time for the ember to be applied to remove them.

So, who's first up? I'll just go in chronological order, so Trump is up first, since these two senile men don't even deserve a coin toss. We all know he never should have won, even though I myself voted for him against Hillary after voting Bernie for two years. I could have voted for him a million times and he shouldn't have won, because he won by default: we had to choose between Bundy and Dahmer. We had to pick between a sociopath that laughed like a hyena on live TV about a man being brutally killed (Gadaffi) and a womanizing, lying, putz whose biggest claim to fame are penis extension towers with his name on them. And that's why he didn't win in 2020 and won't in 2024: too many know he never should have in the first place. Too many also know that he started wrecking the economy before Biden did with all the sanctions and caused anti-American sentiment to flare up in the world in several ways, including by using the word 'Crusade'. And far too many people have forgotten that Trump fired up 'Operation Warp Speed' which was what allowed Biden to push the poisoned vaccines that have killed so many and caused so many Covid strains to pop up. The Right wants to say Biden destroyed the US and the Left wants to say Trump did, but it looks like they were holding hands and whispering in each other's ear. Trump is also trying to play the dirty Dem political game which was old in 2016 and is part of what cost Trump in 2020. He'd have done better, but it's unknown how much better, if he hadn't resorted to Hillary's failed tactics in the final months before the 2020 election. And I won't get into the 'stolen election' nonsense except to say that anyone saying that is mocking our election system like the Dems are mocking women and that's costing people elections at this point.

And that leaves Biden. Hair sniffing, teleprompter misreading, lost in the garden, woman mocking Biden. What Trump started, he finished. He caused millions of deaths in the form of Covid vaccine deaths, suicides, ODs, and murders with his knee jerk, unscientific, cowardly, profiteering response to the Covid pandemic. Biden represents everything that is destroying the USA. He is a coward that cowtails to special interests to the point he's supporting fake men against real women. He is corrupt and part of what is pushing money to Ukrainian Nazis where it is being laundered. But don't worry, Putin and the rest are doing the same. Biden is part of the brotherhood that convinces the sheep and malcontents they're cared about so they can continue their pattern of control and profiteering. Biden, and the Left period, have yet to acknowledge the monumental mistakes they made by pushing poisoned Covid vaccines, defunding police, and legalizing all drugs. The plunging life expectancy in the US will be their legacy. The mountains of bodies will be their flag. Junkies rotting in the streets will be their calling card. As they already are. Trump can fail and not take the Reps with him. However, Biden takes the Dems with him if he fails, because just like the Communist Party the Dems are looking like in some parts of the country, Biden is the Dem party and the Dem party has no chance right now of winning 2024, just like Trump has no chance. It's just that Trump isn't the Reps while Biden is the Dems.

At this point, neither of the 'front runners', as told by the lying new outlets, have any chance to win 2024. Biden and Trump both are unelectable and only got up there because they were up against someone worse than them. Both of them have 50% or less of their party's votes and no middle support. And what support they do have is faltering by the day. Just like the Dems tried to use abortion for a leg up, Trump is hoping for a leg up over the legal stuff. However, neither of them will get anything from either, because they're counting chickens before they hatch. Both of them think they're up against each other, but they're not, according to the numbers. By the numbers, DeSantis is ahead of them both, which is why Trump and Liberal news is going after him so bad, which is in turn tanking themselves even more. Liberal news is also having a stroke because they know DeSantis can beat Biden and that Biden's only chance to win is to be up against Trump, which isn't going to happen. Perhaps DeSantis will hold and increase the lead into 2024. Perhaps he won't. But what's for certain is that Trump and Biden will continue to gnash their teeth as they sink and politically drown...and possibly go to jail.