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church organist
2/22/2007 2:16:48 PM

:)

..... stolen from a trading forum, this very day !~!
Title: the church organist

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and
had never been married.

She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed
him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a
seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister
noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it.

The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated,
of all things, a CONDOM! When she returned with tea and
scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of
water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better
of him and He could no longer resist.

"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me
about this?"pointing to the bowl.

Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking
through the park a few months ago and I found this little
package on the ground. The directions said to place it on
the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread
of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!"

If you don't send this to five OLD friends right away there
will be five fewer people chuckling in the world.

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