Great Job. Big Pay. Little Work 10/26/2006 8:44:02 AM
Job Openings – Work Less Than 100 days per year. Make 165,000! That’s right!
On November 7 we will be filling 435 of these opportunities. There will be multiple openings in most states.
These positions include free travel to exotic places, dinners and gifts provided by corporate representatives, opportunities to hire relatives at exceptional salaries, and a budget to employ staff personnel to perform all of your work. You also have the ability to grant your own pay
raises.
These jobs also include generous pension benefits. You can retire in six years with a guaranteed pension of $14,165 per year. Stay in the job twenty years and you’ll get $114,000!
No qualifications are needed but for the tendency to sell your soul and your principles to those who give you money.
If you haven’t guessed it yet, the job title is Member of Congress. The jobs become open on November 7. That’s Election Day.
Our congressional representatives will be in session less than 100 days this year. That means their pay was roughly $1,650 a day, not to mention their other perks and office budgets.
As their constituents, what did we get from these scions of virtue?
Social Security reform? No
Healthcare reform? No
The protection of American jobs? No
An intelligent policy toward energy independence? No
Solving the problem of illegal immigrants? No
Let’s face it. Nothing to protect our American middle class standard of living was passed by this Congress.
Do they deserve to stay in their jobs? The decision is yours.
