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The Why's of Men 5/19/2005 5:37:18 AM
Listen I can laugh at myself and this is damned funny.
A friend of mine sent this and I cracked up. Always
keep a sense of humor is my advice to those who take
life too serious. It's helpful and healing. THE WHY'S OF MEN
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
(C'mon guys, I laugh at your blonde jokes!) ; And last but not least:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
