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Honda Satori: a journey to vehicular enlightenment
4/17/2017 1:58:09 PM



A personal insight into how America's love of 'automobile culture' ultimately drives us all screaming into the hills (otherwise seen as a STRONG argument to heed the philosophical warnings of people like John Zerzan and Ted Kackynski on the dangers of valuing science & technology over logic and common sense).

 

HONDA CIVIC HEAD GASKET SATORI (or, Head Enlightenment with Sensei Honda)



I’ve been a closet motor enthusiast for almost a half century now, having been born into the ubiquitous ‘car culture’ of California and receiving my membership card in 1962 as the proud owner of a small Honda motor-bike. My little two-wheeled Honda was a 50 cc Honda C-110 Super Sport, the first of a new breed of motorcycle that had originated in Japan (after the end of the Second World War) in Sochiro Honda’s infernally clever oriental mind. The need for such vehicles stemmed from the utter industrial infrastructure devastation that characterised Japan’s status as a losing member of the Axis Powers in that conflict.

Honda began to think over the problem recovering Japan faced of providing cheap, effective transportation for its citizens. While immersed in that perplexing reflection, he quickly recognised that the best immediate solution to this problem consisted of adding small engines to bicycles. This soon progressed (logically) into the manufacture of a new line of inexpensive two-wheeled motor driven vehicles, not quite a motorized bicycle and unlike the traditional American motorcycle, but not completely divorced from it in basic concept. Two results followed, not long after: 1) a whole new era of high-precision Japanese motorcycles, and 2) a new line of small, economical and ‘affordable’ Japanese automobiles.

Despite my having become an enthusiastic motorcycling enthusiast since purchase of that small Honda motor-bike, it wasn’t until after I had worked my way through a number of other 4-wheeled vehicles (including Fiats, Datsuns, Porsches, and others) that I finally stumbled over my first small Honda automobile (a 1974 Honda Civic CVCC hatchback). I was working for the Santa Cruz Heart Institute at the time and already owned a Datsun 240Z and a Yamaha Seca XJ550 motorcycle, but this little car came on the market for what seemed a very reasonable amount of money ($300), so I decided to give it a home in my stable.

Although I kept the small Civic for only a year or so, selling it when I left the institute for expatriate work overseas, that slight taste of typically Honda-like efficiency, economical operation, and simple driving fun remained firmly planted in my mind, not unlike an acorn awaiting transformation into a mighty oak. In 1992, the thought-acorn germinated and took root when my wife’s Toyota Cressida perished in a fender-bender and she unexpectedly found she needed a new car. A retired couple had advertised their 1979 Honda Civic station wagon for $1500 in the local paper and we so went over to take a look at it. The car was metallic blue (not my favorite color), had only 82,000 miles on it, and had been owned by two aging individuals who now wanted a larger (“safer”) car to operate.

Their little Honda was a Honda ‘two-speed automatic’ that used the 1500 cc Honda CVCC engine, a powerplant design incorporating a small pre-ignition chamber (commonly called the ‘swirl stratified charge’ technique) to help it combust fuel so efficiently that the car passed emissions requirements without need of a catalytic converter. My wife was dubious about its suitability, since it was so small, but for me it was love at first sight. I won’t bore you with any rapturous paeans about its quite obvious ‘cute factor’, or its highly personable demeanor, or even its tendency to make you uncontrollably go up to it and chuck it like an infant under its front spoiler. Suffice it to say I was ready to take it home even before we’d finished talking to its owners, who had done great job taking care of it and who had also kept all the service records on it (always important, by my reckoning, since that bespeaks an attitude of maintenance concern).

Thus began my relationship with Honda automobiles, an association that continues to this day. Sadly, thus also began the following personal tale of travail and woe that prompts me to set all this down to share with you.

The little ’79 Civic was a great vehicle, by my personal criteria for automotive transportation. It was inexpensive to acquire, extremely economical to operate and maintain, and extremely utilitarian, with the commodious rear cargo space of the Civic station wagon model. In 1995, however, I decided that a rebuilt engine would probably be a prudent investment (at 82,000 miles), so I had an independent garage in Sacramento, California (doing business as ‘Honest Engine’) install a rebuilt long block in the car. The cost was about $2400 out the door, and since they specialized in Hondas, I felt reasonably secure about having had them do the work…especially since having the local authorized Honda perform the same work would have cost about 2 to 3 times as much. However, on the way home from picking the car up at their shop, the engine died. Although it turned out to be faulty imported points they had used in the distributor, this could have conceivably been construed by the prescient as some sort of kosmic warning.

Everything went well for the next 7,500 miles (I typically don’t put on many miles each year), but without particular warning the engine’s head-gasket spontaneously ruptured in early late 1997 (two years after the rebuild). The gasket was replaced at that time by the same garage that had installed the rebuild for me and I thought little of it, other than to briefly reflect on the irony of having a relatively recent head gasket installation go bad not long after it was installed. The cost was only $470, so I wrote it off to random chance and the vagaries of life. Then just over a year later, with only an interval of another 7,700 or so miles, the gasket blew once again. Hmmmm. This time I had the new gasket installed by the local authorised Honda Dealer (South City Honda in Sacramento, CA). The cost was nearly twice what ‘Honest Engine’ had charged me the first time, but less than a year later (only 8 months and 1050 miles!) the head gasket once more blew its merry little mind!

By this time my wife and I had relocated to nearby Elk Grove, so with some small resignation I had the new gasket installed at an independent Honda Garage named ‘Expert Automotive’, operated by a sort of ‘Click and Clack’ set of guys who were referred to me as ‘older Honda experts’ (I didn’t stop to reflect on whether the reference meant ‘two older guys who know Hondas’ or ‘two guys who know older Hondas’). At any rate, they replaced the gasket again and this time installed a completely new OEM Honda Civic aluminum cylinder head at my request, since we figured that perhaps the original head had not been properly machined for perfect flatness. The total cost for this ‘extra insurance’ job was $2300, almost exactly as much as the rebuild had originally cost me in 1995 (was destiny trying vainly to whisper something to me, I wondered…?).

Having once and for all resolved my Honda head gasket concerns (so I thought) with the installation of a brand new Honda OEM cylinder head, I put blown Honda engine head concerns to bed, tucked them in tenderly, and got on about my business without any further trepedations….until the new gasket went amok once more, three years later.

Although this time the interval between these breakdowns were significantly longer than had been the case on previous occasions, the distance in miles between ruptures was also greater, nearly 9000 miles this time. Nevertheless, these mere statistical improvements failed to cushion the blow of being faced yet again with another expensive head gasket replacement, that this time cost $700 to have the work redone by the same fellows in Elk Grove’s ‘Expert Auto’. About this time I was starting to question my life-long refusal to believe in conventional religious deities and was secretly wondering if this were His way of telling me to shape up, belief-wise, and get back aboard the Jesus bandwagon. So concerned was I about this strangely inexplicable streak of bad luck that every time we BBQ’d in the back yard, I unconsciously threw a couple of extra sacrificial chickens on the grill to placate any unknown or unsuspected wrathful gods whom I might have somehow unknowingly offended.

Nope, no luck with the sacrificial chickens. 4 years later in 2006, the head gasket let loose once more, with the now seemingly regularity of the ‘Old Faithful’ geyser in Yellowstone National Park. After about 2000 miles and a little under 4 years since the previous job, I again had ‘Expert Auto’ do the gasket replacement, although by now I could see their eyes slightly widen in horror the split-second they saw me walking into their shop. It was almost as if they had developed a phobia of bright orange (CalTrans orange, actually) 1979 Honda Civic wagons, although I could well imagine why. This time, however, they tried doubling up on the gasket material and very carefully retorqued the head bolts to the proper specs. To me it almost seemed as if they were disarming a time-bomb’s detonator, so carefully was the work performed.

And so, once more, amid much eye rolling and silent mumbles of disbelief, the damnable gasket was replaced, the head was checked carefully for flatness, and shortly the Honda was back on its treads, rolling uncomplainingly down the road as if nothing unusual had happened. ‘Surely God!’ though I, ‘this is the last trial you have set before me, heathen disbelieving pagan that I am’. As I left the garage that day, I vaguely recall a departing jest by one of them….something like ‘Don’t bring this devil car back to us, OK?’

To my great relief, all seemed well for once…..until 18 months later, when exactly the same thing happened again. This time, only 2650 miles had gone by and once more, the car gave classic symptoms of a rupture that is usually heralded by 1) the sweetish smell of glycol coolant in the exhaust, 2) slightly white exhaust emissions, and 3) intermittent cylinder misfiring.

It was traumatic enough for me to experience this unhappy problem once again, but by this time my ever patient and supportive wife was all for ending our collective economic hemorrhaging by driving the poor little Honda off the nearest sea cliff at the Fort Bragg Headlands (it’s almost a 1000 feet straight down into the cold blue waters of the California North Coast’s Pacific ocean from those bluffs). Despite the logical cogency of this plan, I remained firmly on the side of the little Honda, feeling that there was surely, somehow something we had overlooked, some logical if perhaps extremely obscure explanation for all of this extraordinary bad luck. With that resolve firmly in mind, I and the car headed once more to a Honda garage in hopes of finding a permanent resolution to this by now persistent economic nightmare.

Since we had by that time again had been relocated to Sacramento for some time now, and due also to Elk Grove’s substantial distance from us (mindful as well of the ‘Expert Automotive’ shop’s phobia over the vehicle), I decided to find a new shop to take the poor little Honda to for some urgent TLC. It’s always somewhat of a gamble when you select a new automotive repair/service shop for the first time; not unlike playing the Lotto, I would imagine, as far as the chances of connecting with reputable and skilled mechanics are concerned. Since I am not a gambler and never have been, this is always an anxiety producing moment for me, but I looked around and soon selected a shop in Sacramento named ‘Japanese Auto Repair’, seemingly well regarded by some I knew, and supposedly service & repair specialists in Hondas and Toyotas.

Little did I suspect that the TRUE nightmare was about to begin, as I explained what had happened to the manager of the place. After hearing my tale of woe, we both agreed that there was something mighty strange about the recurrent head-gasket blowing crisis, and we also agreed that putting more money into an already expensive lame horse was just not really prudent economic thinking…no matter how much one love’s the vehicle. Unfortunately for me, my wife, and our economic solvency, I had a strong emotional attachment to my little orange Honda.

At length, the manager agreed to attempt a fix, assuring me that whatever it was, he COULD fix it permanently. With that I left the potential miracle-fix entirely to him, handed over the key and silently wished ‘God speed!’ to whatever cosmic deities specialize in miraculous feats of automotive repair. That was over three months ago! The vehicle remains at their shop with its head off now, as it has for almost 90 days!

I waited a week, hearing nothing further about this from the shop; ‘No problem’, I quietly reassured myself. Waiting several days more and still hearing nothing, I finally called to ask about what they had found. That’s when I was told that the gasket had indeed ruptured again and the site of the blow-out was between the two middle cylinders, a spot that apparently suffers from an inherent (and rare) Honda engineering design flaw.

Armed with that knowledge, I took to the internet and started researching every possible clue I could scare up on the subject of Honda Civic head-gasket ruptures. As it turns out, there were thousands! From what I gathered, when Honda had designed the original Civic 1.5 liter CVCC engine, they elected to use an aluminum cylinder head on a cast iron engine block. This contrasted from the design of the Honda 1200 CC (non-CVCC) engine, coincidentally, that used an aluminum head on an aluminum block. When the CVCC engine block was subsequently manufactured, due to engine cooling requirements and the design layout of the coolant circulation ports around the cylinders, there was a tendency for a so-called ‘hot spot’ to occur during engine operation that was located on the front edge of the block, between cylinders two and three. Thus, a heat-susceptible ‘weak area’ existed on the block that made it more prone at that spot to rupture a gasket than anywhere else. Additionally, in choosing an all-aluminum head design for use with a cast-iron block, Honda had failed to foresee that the differing metallurgical thermodynamics of aluminum and iron made the two metals prone to expand and contract at differing rates from each other (not a problem on an aluminum head and aluminum engine block car). The combination of these two effects (an potential hot spot on the engine’s front deck-to-head juncture, with the shearing forces created by aluminum and iron pulling away from each other as things heated up) set the stage for a recognised head-gasket blowing notoriety of early Honda Civic CVCC engines (1976 through 1977), as pressure and heat extremes literally ripped the gaskets to shreds. In other words, the early Civics with CVCC engines (as well as Accords with the same basic engine design) had a remarkably bad rep for blowing head-gaskets, with all the enthusiastic abandon of a teenaged street walker selling her body to stranger who flashes a hundred dollar bill.

Honda, recognizing this problem to be significant enough to take broadly corrective action, instituted a recall in early 1978 wherein specially designed Molybdenum-Disulphide coated reinforced gaskets and unique spiral-shanked head bolts were retro-installed on the early CVCC blocks. The MoS2 impregnated gasket and the new bolts, cut with a lateral groove in them to allow a bit of stretching to occur, seems in retrospect to have largely taken care of this notorious gasket problem that was characteristic of early Civics and Accords.

A further bit of useful intelligence surfaced as well, and that is a completely false assumption in apparently wide currency that a special ’Fel-Pro’ reinforced gasket could be used to help solve this recurrent head-gasket blowing tendency in Honda Civic CVCC engines. In actual fact, a ‘Fel-Pro’ type gasket is excellent for use on similar metal engines (that is all aluminum or all cast iron designs—i.e. engines in which there are no dissimilar block and head metal combinations in use), but a ‘Fel-Pro’ gasket on a Honda CVCC engine simply wears out as fast (or faster) than an ordinary after-market gasket.

The shop manager did reveal one particularly important result from his inspection, however, and that was that it wasn’t the head being warped (out of plane) that had helped create the problem in my car, but the fact that the engine block’s upper surface (called the ‘deck’, by mechanics) actually had a warp in it. According to his measurements of the engine’s deck, it deviated from a perfectly smooth plane by at least .0003 of an inch—enough to cause a severe stress right where that inherent ‘hot spot’ flaw in the CVCC engine’s design was located! The only thing I can conclude from that information is that when I had the engine rebuilt back in 1995 by ‘Honest Engine’, they had failed to check the rebuild’s deck for perfect planimetry. In other words, they sold me a defective block. Possibly it was an early 76 or 77 CVCC block that had suffered from severe heat damage from a prior gasket rupture that had distorted the block’s deck.

Holy crap! You would think that any automotive outfit selling rebuilt engines would have checked their ‘recycled’ iron blocks for defects such as that before using them, and in fact all it takes is a quick check with a perfectly straight edge to make sure the deck’s plane is true. They had not (so it would seem—caveat emptor!). Thus, all of my persisting head-gasket blowing problems apparently stemmed from negligence by the engine rebuilding outfit, although in fairness, it was somewhat a combination of human carelessness, failed engineering design, and mechanical ineptitude that actually created my particular expensive problem with Honda CVCC head gaskets!

Armed with that information and satisfied that I had finally found the long-elusive explanation for all my expense and misfortune, I had turned my Civic over to ‘Japanese Auto Repair’ and told them that they could go ahead and replace the gasket.

At that point I was told that since the engine would have to remain in the vehicle (to avoid all the expense involved in removing it from the car), the work required to plane down the engine’s block deck could be accomplished by simply removing the cylinder head and manually smoothing the out-of-plane deck to achieve the desired perfectly flat surface. It seemed a logical enough plan to me at the time, so I told them to keep the car as long as they needed to, assuming that ‘as long as you need to’ would translate (by common consensus) in just about any language into ‘a week or two, at most’. At the same time I failed to get an all important written estimate from them as to what the work would cost (something that is technically unlawful under California’s Bureau of Consumer Affairs statutes governing auto repairs that specify an estimate must be given and signed by the customer before work may begin).

It had now been three full months since I took the car in and the frustration resulting from this final phase had become nearly impossible to deal with. Each time I called to inquire about progress, I was told that they were having to do it bit-by-bit, sandwiching the manual work in between their regular service work (tune-ups, adjustments, minor repairs, et al) and that it ‘takes a while to plane the deck down perfectly’ without taking the engine out so as to do the work (quickly) by machine. My wife, of course, thought I was certifiable for tolerating this status quo and frankly I was flummoxed as to how to go about bringing about the quick resolution needed. Clearly I couldn’t wheedle or threaten, since alienating the shop owner wouldn’t encourage him to get the job done quickly and satisfactorily. At the same time, since I haden’t any sort of written estimate on the job, there was nothing down in writing to refer back to as leverage in the matter. And so the situation remained at that time, with me wondering whether it was even possible to deliver a perfectly smooth engine deck without having removed the entire engine first. The only thing I had is a word of mouth assurance that the job would cost 'only' about $1200 and that ‘we won’t charge you for the extra labor’. By virtue of hindsight reflection, that’s a pretty flimsy reassurance, so it would seem to me.

At that point two possibilities existed (as Hitler was fond of saying, incidentally), to the best of my perceptions. One was that they would not be able to successfully complete the job, leaving me out $1200 with an engine still apart, and the other was that they would complete the job, but many further weeks down the road (also unacceptable). The idea of having paid $1200 for a failed repair job, requiring an entire new block rebuild was really pretty ghastly. Meanwhile, I was forced to use my Chevy truck for daily transportation, at a time when gasoline was peaking at nearly $5 a gallon. At a mpg rating of 11, using my truck for transportation costs about $72 for a fill-up and a full tank lasts for only a very short distance at a consumption rate of 11 mpg. Did I say the nightmare was hardly beginning? That sentiment strikes me as a rank understatement as I think back on all of this now!

So, with all of this experience under my belt and STILL having perversely warm, fuzzy feelings about my otherwise great little Japanese wagon, I present all this for your reflection, hoping that if you ever have a similarly recurrent head-gasket rupturing problem with your little early model CVCC Civic, perhaps some of my painful ordeal will benefit you in your own travails.

One benefit did emerge and that is that I’ve encountered in my research on this subject a tremendous amount of misinformation on the subject of Honda Civic head gasket failures. In particular, Information such as the recommendation of using of a ‘Fel-Pro’ type gasket to cure the gasket blowing problem on a Honda Civic CVCC, for example, is so ill-advised that use of that particular type of gasket might actually create worse problems for an early CVCC owner. If a gasket-blowing problem exists that seems recurrent and persistent, keep in mind that it may well not be a warped cylinder head exacerbating the situation as much as a warped engine block deck (no one thinks to check the deck for perfect plane, seemingly, although almost everyone knows that checking the head for proper plane is standard procedure in repairing head gaskets).

If you get a rebuilt Honda Civic CVCC engine from anyone, take some pains to be sure they haven’t sold you a rebuilt block from a ’76-’77 CVCC that has a warped deck (due to severe heat damage from an earlier blow-out). Not un-ironically, that’s one of those things hardly anyone would even stop to think about, in terms of possible problems associated with a ‘new rebuild’.

Clearly, the bottom line for all of us is that in today’s increasingly complex world of advanced science and applied technology, hardly any of us ‘consumers’ are fully abreast of the learning curve required to be adequately prepared to cope with modern automobile problems. We must of necessity rely on the flimsy hope that those whom we are paying high mechanical labor rates actually know what they are doing, and that is a tenuously insubstantial thread of hope to cling to at best! In the end, we’re likely all screwed when it comes to our relationship with automobiles. But don’t let that put you off, since although costly, you may actually achieve some vestige of fascinating enlightenment in the process…call it a Honda Satori, if you wish…after all of these problems have been sorted through. Of course, by that time you’ll be penuriously living in desperate circumstances, divorced, penniless, and thoroughly humbled to distraction. And that’s only if they haven’t already committed you to the local ‘Happy House’.

As a last footnote to all the above elaborations, and against my better inclinations, I eventually put my little (and much-loved) orange Honda Civic station wagon ('Buster the Wonder-Honda', as I called it) up for sale in near-by Davis (home of the University of California Davis campus) for only $600, thinking that perhaps some kind-hearted person would be able to save 'Buster'.

Sure enough, it wasn't long before an undergrad student enrolled there dropped by, took one look at the beastie sitting forlorn in my spare driveway and said "If I can fix the problem for you simply, will you still sell me the car?"

Despite thinking the chap a bit strange, I agreed, since by then I had begun to suspect that maybe it was time to get a newer car anyway. Accordingly, the fellow opened the hood, removed the valve cover and turned to me with a big smile, saying "There's your problem. The oil pump spindle's gear is stripped."

He went on to explain that 9 out of 10 times when the oil light comes on and (in the complete absence of any other palpable explanation) the oil pump seems to have failed, it's likely to be that simple, little $5 gear thingie...a small gear that slaves directly to the camshaft...available readily at any Honda dealer!

I'd seen the light. Clearly this young undergrad was an early Honda Civic wizard of some merit, so I sold him the car, giving him a whole sh*t-load of spares, books and documentation I had carefully acquired for 'Buster' during our many years together. He deserved the car! And although I haven't been to Davis for years now, I like to think that my eccentric little bright orange 'Buster the Wonder Honda' will continue to amuse and delight others who see it for many more years to come! It's a perfectly quirky car for a perfectly quirky academic community.

Automobile stories don't end on a happier note than that, in my opinion. Sigh.

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• Murder most foul - Wednesday, February 13, 2019
• AARP über alles! (Curmudgeonly reflections) - Wednesday, February 6, 2019
• An Irish Herpetologist in Hawaii?! - Friday, February 1, 2019
• Do bears REALLY use toilet paper? - Monday, January 21, 2019
• The case against dog parks! - Wednesday, January 16, 2019
• Book 'em, Dano: Confessions of an addict - Saturday, January 12, 2019
• 'The Waiting Room': A crisis in healthcare. - Monday, January 7, 2019
• Winter Solstice Ruminations: The High-grade Chimp... - Wednesday, December 26, 2018
• The 'lucky flight jacket'... - Monday, December 3, 2018
• PTSD: Surviving the unimaginable - Thursday, November 29, 2018
• Assignations with Romeo...a wolf. - Saturday, November 10, 2018
• Cruising with the enemy (on the tyranny of cars) - Friday, November 2, 2018
• Man is the cruelest enemy of man - Thursday, November 1, 2018
• The things we love and kill... - Monday, October 29, 2018
• Go forth and multiply...NOT! - Sunday, October 28, 2018
• Share the Roadkill: Further adventures on the South Oregon Coast - Thursday, October 25, 2018
• Sex with robots!? - Wednesday, October 3, 2018
• 'Deep Survival' and that Pesky Little Amygdala - Saturday, September 29, 2018
• The cell phone child molester blues... - Monday, September 24, 2018
• The Condom that Wouldn't Die - Tuesday, September 18, 2018
• No Miracle on 34th Street - Sunday, September 16, 2018
• Sex in space? - Friday, September 14, 2018
• High anxiety on two-wheels - Friday, September 7, 2018
• An 'ordure' of magnitude: the trashing of California - Monday, September 3, 2018
• The new 'old' Legal Process Server scam... - Thursday, July 12, 2018
• My dirty little secret... - Monday, June 11, 2018
• My century-old NEW student dueling sabre scar - Friday, June 16, 2017
•  Honda Satori: a journey to vehicular enlightenment - Monday, April 17, 2017  

• The peculiarly bittersweet burden of being German-American - Sunday, April 2, 2017
• Outdoor Bob and the Leaf Blower From Hell - Saturday, April 1, 2017
• Medicine and the old 'Frontier West' - Friday, March 31, 2017
• Death: the ultimate solution - Tuesday, February 7, 2017
• Houston...we have a media problem! - Monday, January 16, 2017
• 'The Mild One'...My life with suicycles - Sunday, January 8, 2017
• Fifty Shades of Culture Shock, Part 1 - Saturday, December 31, 2016
• Coffee and God...in that order. - Tuesday, December 20, 2016
• Happiness is a warm gun...right? - Monday, December 12, 2016
• Winter Solstice Ruminations 2016 - Wednesday, December 7, 2016
• Thanksgiving blessings... - Thursday, November 24, 2016
• Remembrance of Loves Past: 'Legs LaRue' - Monday, September 12, 2016
• Oktoberfest & Trachten: Ein Prosit! - Thursday, August 18, 2016
• Terrorism in Germany: Deutschland Erwacht! - Wednesday, July 27, 2016
• This is the way the world ends.... - Thursday, July 14, 2016
• 240 years of American Freedom...REALLY?! - Sunday, July 3, 2016
• The Sad Absurdity of War, Revisited - Saturday, January 23, 2016
• The Myth of German Villainy - Tuesday, December 15, 2015
• Islam's 2016 World-wide Offensive - Saturday, December 5, 2015
• Europe in the Fall (and Jihaddic tourists) - Sunday, November 22, 2015
• Peter Pan was a gay Zionist Nazi surf god! - Monday, October 12, 2015
• 'Diversity' or 'Unity'? America in the Balance - Monday, September 14, 2015
• The Pitfalls of Multi-culturalism Considered - Monday, September 7, 2015
• Passages: Vestiges of a youth departed... - Saturday, August 29, 2015
• Memories of the future: The big lie of racial violence in America - Friday, August 14, 2015
• Trump: Assassination of Free Speech in America - Friday, July 24, 2015
• An American Social Anthropologist Laureate? - Tuesday, May 26, 2015
• Springtime for Hitler (and other Liberals) - Thursday, May 21, 2015
• Durkheim was an optimist! - Friday, April 24, 2015
• "It's not death I'm afraid of, it's dying..." - Wednesday, August 20, 2014
• A Tale of Two Loves (both unrequited) - Wednesday, July 30, 2014
• The past was once someone's present... - Tuesday, July 22, 2014
• Sorry, today's weather is not CAFB... - Monday, September 23, 2013
• My God can beat up your god! - Wednesday, August 28, 2013
• Pearls Before Swine...Jesus hates you? - Thursday, August 15, 2013
• A clear and present danger... - Friday, August 2, 2013
• The Rugged Road to Realityville - Thursday, July 25, 2013
• Never trust a fart (a cautionary tale for youth) - Thursday, June 27, 2013
• A Man of One Book? - Friday, February 15, 2013
• Painting the roses red... - Thursday, December 27, 2012
• Waiting for the elevator... - Friday, December 14, 2012
• Fifty Shades of Crimson... - Tuesday, November 13, 2012
• 'Lawn Order' in the Land of Oz - Tuesday, March 13, 2012
• With Lawrence in Arabia and Me at the Motor-V - Monday, February 27, 2012
• Two-Wheeling in a Four-Wheeling World... - Thursday, February 16, 2012
• That Big Sucking Sound on New Year's Eve - Wednesday, December 28, 2011
• The Vintner of our Incontinence...Solstice 2011 - Tuesday, December 20, 2011
• Hawaiian Dogs and Cats: 'Ilio and Popoki - Wednesday, November 16, 2011
• In the beginning there were the Boozefighters... - Wednesday, October 12, 2011
• Flagging Enthusiasms (Andy Rooney-like Thoughts) - Thursday, October 6, 2011
• A Victim of Gravity: Grave Undertakings - Friday, September 30, 2011
• Do not go gentle into that good night... - Thursday, September 1, 2011
• Conscionable Social Anarchy for Politically Correct Luddites - Friday, July 22, 2011
• Vulgarity as a top-selling US export - Sunday, June 5, 2011
• An American Narcissus - Monday, April 18, 2011
• AAA: The Automobile Addicts of America - Tuesday, March 22, 2011
• Smiling Faces or Rhesus Sardonicus? - Wednesday, March 16, 2011
• The breast things in life... - Thursday, February 24, 2011
• Screwing the pooch... - Tuesday, February 22, 2011
• Rolling Stoned (and other gene-pool culling activities) - Friday, February 11, 2011
• Meltdown in the Middle East: A startling thought - Monday, February 7, 2011
• Bullshit Nation - Wednesday, December 22, 2010
• Winter Solstice...a short sidereal salvo - Tuesday, December 14, 2010
• Autumnal Thoughts at Equinox - Sunday, October 10, 2010
• Turning and Burning with Huli-Huli Chicken... - Sunday, August 8, 2010
• Afghanistan: A PROZAC moment?...NOT! - Wednesday, July 28, 2010
• Women Hold Up Half the Sky (and just a bit more) - Sunday, September 27, 2009
• Triathletes Rock, Baby!... - Sunday, September 6, 2009
• Everything you know is WRONG! - Friday, August 28, 2009
• Die Letzte Nacht in Munchen - Tuesday, July 21, 2009
• The wreck of the USS America... - Wednesday, May 27, 2009
• What a drag...er...DRUG! - Monday, April 13, 2009
• A Slow Blog to Shibboleth - Saturday, March 21, 2009
• Casting pearl-studded silk purses at pigs... - Tuesday, February 24, 2009
• The Ever-Widening Pyramidicity Paradigm - Sunday, February 22, 2009
• Rider's Block...those are the breaks...er, brakes! - Thursday, November 27, 2008
• As Easy as a Bridge... - Sunday, November 23, 2008
• Yelping joyfully into that deep forever night..... - Sunday, November 2, 2008
• Death as a cure for all problems.... - Sunday, October 26, 2008
• A Fart in the Arse of the Universe - Sunday, August 3, 2008
• Field Notes: Observations on 'Homo Sapiens' - Friday, July 25, 2008
• An Unnatural Disaster - Friday, May 16, 2008
• Life in the 'OTHER Walden Pond'... - Friday, April 18, 2008
• Redman's Revenge! - Wednesday, March 19, 2008
• The Stupid Factor - Monday, March 17, 2008
• Sermon for Today: Shallow Depths! - Sunday, March 16, 2008
• The Howdy-Doodit Show - Friday, March 14, 2008
• Jesus Loves Kinky Friedman - Thursday, March 13, 2008
• In Arm's Way... - Wednesday, March 12, 2008
• Passing the Torch - Thursday, March 6, 2008
• Imagine - Friday, February 29, 2008
• Scratch the Man, Find the Child. - Thursday, February 28, 2008
• The 'Governator' in Sun Valley - Wednesday, February 27, 2008
• Tales of Manpower and Horsepower - Friday, February 15, 2008
• Getting High - Wednesday, February 13, 2008
• Da Arda Gud Riting - Tuesday, February 5, 2008
• The Grand Panjandrum Speaks - Thursday, January 31, 2008
• Notes From the Bunker - Wednesday, January 30, 2008
• I Piss on You From a Great Height! - Tuesday, January 29, 2008
• An Ocean Ran Through it - Saturday, January 26, 2008
• Why are we hated so much? - Tuesday, January 22, 2008
• A Dark and Stormy Night - Monday, January 21, 2008
• Just Some Idiot Pounding on a Drum - Sunday, January 20, 2008
• Not Celine's Children... - Friday, January 18, 2008
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