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Aaron Chynn's Drivel 3/8/2014 10:35:48 AM
Tyke Humour
Looked at the dash as I pulled up outside and the mileage reading was 111111 which either means: a/ the car has done an inordinate number of miles and I should therefore prepare myself for things to start failing. b/ the car has done an inordinate number of miles and things have started failing starting with the dashboard displays. c/ I have slipped into a parallel universe where only binary numbers exist and the car has just clocked up a grand total of 63 miles.
I think I prefer the latter, this would also explain why Jackie's tax return never got to the inland revenue in time to prevent them giving us a fine of £100 [On the basis that now I am in a parallel universe where only binary numbers exist, I intend to send a check for four pounds and trust that will cover it.]
