To win a book make up a fantasy joke and post it on my blog at David's Fantasy Jokes It's a bit of fun and to help you out, change elephant to troll in an elephant joke and see if it works.
A few example jokes:
Orc Joke
An Orc is stopped for speeding and the cop asks him to get out of the car.
"You're staggering," the cop warned.
To which the Orc replied, "You are quite handsome yourself."
Santa and Dragon Joke
Me: I want a dragon for Christmas, please
Santa: Don't be ridiculous. Dragons are a myth.
Me: OK -- I'll have a really nice girlfriend for Christmas, please. One that I can really understand.
Santa: OK, what colour dragon do you want?
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