I have compiled some fantasy jokes on my Jokes Blog. Check it out and join in the fun by posting a joke. You may even win a copy of my book Legacy of the Eldric.
Some example jokes below to cheer you on the run up to Christmas:
Barbarian Joke
The spirit of a barbarian warrior appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
`Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the warrior offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out near the Desolation, I came upon a band of orcs
who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed orc and smacked him in his face, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the snot out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Just a couple of minutes ago.'
Orc Children Growing Up: Little Darlings
Two orc children ages 4 and 6 decide it's time to grow up.
"We should start swearing now, we are old enough," says the 6 year old.
"OK, bruv," replies the smaller orc.
At breakfast mummy orc says, "What would you like to eat."
Without hesitation the 6 year old says, "I'll have squashed toad on toast, bitch!"
Furiously mummy orc backhands him, sending him flying.
"And what would you like?" she asks turning to the younger orc.
"I don't know but it won't be the f***ing squashed toad on toast."
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