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Fantasy Jokes
2/10/2017 5:49:59 AM


If you need to brighten your day...

Check out my Fantasy Jokes blog. 

Here is an example to whet the appetite. 

An orc taxi driver is driving a troll to work when the troll taps him on the shoulder.


"What the...!" shouts the orc and swerves violently narrowly missing a dragon crossing the road.
He slams on the brakes and screeches to a halt.

The troll is thrown forward and nearly headbutts the windscreen. "What are you doing?" the troll asks. "I was only going to ask you to stop soon."

The orc looks guilty. "I have only been driving taxis for a day."

"OK," says the troll. "What was your previous job?"

"I drove a hearse," says the orc sheepishly.

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• Losing a Contact Lens - What's Your Worst Story? - Thursday, February 16, 2017
•  Fantasy Jokes - Friday, February 10, 2017  

• How To Get More Comments On Your Short Stories. - Monday, February 6, 2017
• Reasons to Read Legacy of the Eldric - Friday, January 20, 2017
• Slushy Fantasy Films - Friday, January 20, 2017
• Sorcerer Versus Wizard. Who Would be Victorious? - Tuesday, January 17, 2017
• The Reality of Fighting in a Fantasy World - Tuesday, December 20, 2016
• Demons. How Would you Cope? - Thursday, December 15, 2016
• Christmas Treat - Dragon Rider - Thursday, December 15, 2016
• Excellent Review for Legacy of the Eldric - Wednesday, December 14, 2016
• Fantasy Jokes - For Fun - Thursday, December 8, 2016
• Free Fantasy Book - Thursday, December 8, 2016
• Tempting for Christmas -- Great Review for Shadow of the Demon - Wednesday, December 7, 2016
• Fantasy Fans, Fantasy Games and Virtual Reality - Saturday, December 3, 2016
• Great Review for Dragon Rider - Book 2 of the Prophecy of the Kings - Friday, December 2, 2016
• The all Important Author's Pedigree - Thursday, December 1, 2016