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Captain's Blog, Stardate: 30978.21/2 and some few seconds... 1/30/2025 7:47:19 PM
I just got a chill. I feel like I'm channeling Bill Shatner. Not the guy who saw things on the wing of the plane, the other Bill Shatner. No...not the fake police officer either. The other, other guy. Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship, Enterprise. Captain Kirk could have seen things on the wings of his Starship, but if he did, he never mentioned it in his ship's blog.
I know he didn't because all the information has been released for public viewing, as of this month. Right along with the Kennedy assassination files and Big Foot's appearance on David Letterman some few years back.
What do you mean, the Starship Enterprise had no wings? Then how did the Captain see things on them? You're confusing me, so get off my blog.
I can say what I want, it's my blog, not yours.
Anyway....
Captain's Blog.
Today was like any other day. Spock was a pain in my ass. He thinks he knows everything. Trouble is, he usually does which pisses me off. No one likes a 'know-it-all'.
I made a pass at some new Yeoman, which is what I do, as you all know from my previous blogs. She was, of course, most receptive and we will meet on the planetarium side of the ship after hours tonight. Man does not live by bread alone, after all.
A man, even a Captain must have diversions to keep sane out here among the stars.
Scotty keeps telling me he 'canna do it'. Not sure what he's talking about, as I have not asked him to do anything other than his job. I think he's hitting the Saurian brandy again. (It's green!)
My mission, should I choose to accept it...wait, I think that's another show. So, never mind.
Our five-year mission which has turned into so many spin-offs and unnecessary movie franchises, is to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before which brings to mind...
what the hell were we thinking?
I'm just going to grab a nap because I'm getting on in years and I do have that Yeoman expecting great things from me later tonight, so...
This is James Tiberious Kirk. (god, I hate that name, mom must have hated my). signing off.
Good night and good luck.
