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Elise,
I think the scary part of the story is the woman must have thought you were part of the Walmart clan working there. Fishnet stockings are so yesterday, I think, but have no doubt I would love to see you walk in them! Keep on bloggin, very refreshing insight into large women looking for ammo. I just hope she didn't use it on her skinny husband at home.

4/8/2025 12:41:02 PM [ Report Abuse ]

That's easy for you to say, KK. (Thank the Lord there is not one more 'K'). You will be content to know, my nose ring phase has passed. Now, I'm really turned on my cows in fishnet stockings. I hope you are happy, Sir. I love all things primitive except societies. They hamper my natural instincts to run wild and naked in the suburbs. Such strict dress codes and moral expectations. As the world's leading expert on absolutely nothing, might I pose a question? If one is sucked into a black hole through no actions of his/her/their/they/it/what own...is the experience as fun as it sounds? I too, ruminate on lots of things. So, don't go thinking you're the only one. I ruminated once on the possibility of life on Earth. I know, I know...fanciful and farfetched but, there you have it. I am so sorry conjuring perplexes you. I once conjured up a dead frog. It perplexed me as well, so don't feel like you are out in the Cosmos alone on that one. I have never been to Southern Idaho. I don't think anyone has...ever, but if I were to go, I would surely look for cows in fishnet stockings, but I don't see what one thing has to do with the other. I have a Humming Bean bush. (Go run with that one, fella, I dare ya.) And in closing, if I am elected, I will not serve...coffee or tea. Hard liquor for me! I come from Viking stock in an agrarian setting in Southern Denmark. Are we having fun yet?

1/20/2025 6:47:53 AM [ Report Abuse ]

Welllllll...As someone who was raised (during the summers only) in an agrarian setting in Southern Idaho, a have some familiarity with nose rings. They originated (at least in the West) as a way to lead cows (a moooving thought). On Humming Beans, the origin is less certain, but probably originated as personal ornamentation in primitive societies. I must admit, howsomever (sic), that the thought rather cows me... Now fishnet stockings on cows? That's definitely erotic as long as one doesn't have a beef about that. Of course they might make it difficult to lead a cow along the cow trail (amounting to a bum steer, perhaps?). Admittedly, despite being the world's greatest leading authority on absolutely nothing, I must admit to being a bit perplexed by the mental image all that conjures... I'm trying hard to be steerious here, as I ruminate on cows in fishnet stockings, but my thung keeps getting caught in my sheek as I say this... Godfrey Daniels!

1/19/2025 3:02:53 PM [ Report Abuse ]