"So, I awakened last night"
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Why would I wear shoes to bed? Is this a trick question or a pop quiz? You know I do badly on both.

I can't go to the next UN meeting, you know they kicked me out, just like China and South LA.

That chocolate milk was pretty good, come to think about it. You are so wise. I stand in awe.

5/12/2025 12:22:35 PM [ Report Abuse ]

God doesn't hate you, He may have been telling you how blessed you are to have shoes you can wear to bed when half the world doesn't have shoes or chocolate milk to fall back on. Too many others can't learn a jingle either or could they without shoes. This might be an opportunity to recite the jingle at the next UN meeting, and see how many people get it!

4/8/2025 1:24:06 PM [ Report Abuse ]