"Conflict"
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You guys are great! :)

6/25/2008 2:41:06 PM [ Report Abuse ]

The cat sat on the other cat's matt, realized it wasn't his and later sued for the flea infestation he suffered.-Dena Tyson

6/25/2008 1:39:45 PM [ Report Abuse ]

My cat would sit on his mat, then call TMZ or Paparazzi, thennnnnn go sit on the other cat's mat, do flips and meow loudly, then be hauled off to Cat's Rehab....while becoming a celebrity and being invited to sit on every cat's mat til his 9 lives does he part!

6/25/2008 11:09:00 AM [ Report Abuse ]

Yes, but other authors might view it this way:

The cat sat on a mat, but he wasn't sure if it was his or another cat's as he had amnesia. Then it blew up. - Robert Ludlum

The cat sat on another cat's mat and was sued. To avoid financial ruin the cat blackmailed the mat's owner with pictures of it having sex with mice. - John Grisham

The cat sat on another cat's mat. They fought, then realized they were the same cat and bombed New York City. - Chuck Palahniuk

I have more, but you get the idea...

6/25/2008 9:15:30 AM [ Report Abuse ]

Viva John le Carre . . . Yep . . . that's it in a nutshell . . .

6/25/2008 9:13:18 AM [ Report Abuse ]