"Paraprosdokians"
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Regis, you are very creative when it comes to thoroughly entertaining your readers. I really enjoyed these. They very quickly send you humorous feedback. Thanks foe sharing my dear friend. Love and peace to you. Jon Michael

11/2/2010 11:43:15 AM [ Report Abuse ]

I've been meaning to read this since you posted it and I love it. Another one of my favorites is "you can't have a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed."

10/22/2010 7:40:01 AM [ Report Abuse ]

Great post.

10/19/2010 7:05:03 PM [ Report Abuse ]

Hi Regis,

There were priceless--I love this almost as much as limericks!! Thanks for sharing these gems.

Micki

10/19/2010 7:03:38 PM [ Report Abuse ]

Lord these are funny, many of course have been around, but they are so full of truth they never grow old. Thanks for the chuckles. Patrick

10/19/2010 11:23:23 AM [ Report Abuse ]

Very informative....thanks Regis!

Anna

10/19/2010 9:31:20 AM [ Report Abuse ]

These are familar...

Mark Twain was oft quoted for his witty comments.

She had freckles on her but[t], she was nice. From my Mom, circa 1953.

Ron

10/18/2010 2:30:27 PM [ Report Abuse ]

Haha. Yeah, I've seen a few of those around. My favorite is "The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list."

10/18/2010 4:32:58 AM [ Report Abuse ]

These truly had me smiling...think you should have just released them two or three at a time...too much funny. lol
fee

10/18/2010 12:22:33 AM [ Report Abuse ]

Never even heard that word before today. But I love what you've done with it. Thanks for sharing all of those witty sayings my friend. Have a great day.

10/17/2010 10:24:42 PM [ Report Abuse ]