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Baloto Ke Balechhen ... Tell Me.. (Sep 21)
Wednesday, September 20, 2006  9:45:00 PM

by Dr. Subrata Ganguli



Humor
I am getting the impulses of writing a cartoon.....
NO VULGAR CONNOTATIONS IN ANY WORDS;
THIS IS THE FUNNY COLUMN SUITABLE FOR CARTOONS

PROMETHEUS HUMOR: INNOCENT INNOVATIVE TICKLING
Please try to understand author''s comments on ''knowledge biasing observation''regarding the choice of contextual meanings and senses.

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BALATO KE BALECHHEN?

বলোতো কে বলেছেন

Prometheus humorous cartoons page.

Draw your own cartoons. I just tickle and hint.

The foreign language pharses are explained; simply laugh if you don't understand.

Dr. Subrata Ganguli,

Editor, Prometheus.

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Disclaimer: see Editor's point of view on limits of free speech, especially regarding pejoratives. It had been explained on several occasions, editor takes a conservative position on multi-cultural setting. If you are ignorant but innocent, then greet ignorance with a smile instead of arrogance or disgust. Otherwise devilish people might track you into a brawl and imbroglio that you may not appreciate.

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Baloto Ke Balechhen? বলোতো কে বলেছেন?
Tell Me Who Said?   ..... Sep 21, 2006

(Beng.) Congress Party'r nutan Kamraj Plan-e jato Bhatnagar awardee-ke BMS College-e (Bang.)lecturer baniye debe; tate desher unnati hobe, aar chhatro-der mahan kalyan habe!

[(Eng.): In the new Kamraj Plan from the Congress Party, all Bhatnagar Awardees would become lecturer in BMS College (Bang.); this would lead to significant national development, and the students also would be greatly benefitted! ]

Answer: Bokachoda Ganguli (Chicago)

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BALATO KE BALECHHEN?

বলোতো কে বলেছেন

Prometheus humorous cartoons page.

Draw your own cartoons. I just tickle and hint.

The foreign languages phrases are explained; simply laugh if you don't understand.

** Please note that the author believes knowledge biasing observation, implying that the meanings we assign to the unknown phrases are consistent with what we already know. It also reflects on our surmises on vulgar profane connotations in an inappropriate context. **

Dr. Subrata Ganguli; Editor, Prometheus

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Humor

I am getting the impulses of writing a cartoon.....

 

THIS IS THE FUNNY COLUMN SUITABLE FOR CARTOONS

 

PROMETHEUS HUMOR: INNOCENT INNOVATIVE TICKLING

 

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BALATO KE BALECHHEN?

 

বলোতো কে বলেছেন

 

Prometheus humorous cartoons page.

 

Draw your own cartoons. I just tickle and hint.

 

The foreign language phrases are explained; simply laugh if you don't understand.

 

Dr. Subrata Ganguli,

 

Editor, Prometheus.

 

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Disclaimer: see Editor's point of view on limits of free speech, especially regarding pejoratives. It had been explained on several occasions, editor takes a conservative position on multicultural setting. If you are ignorant but innocent, then greet ignorance with a smile instead of arrogance or disgust. Otherwise devilish people might track you into a brawl and imbroglio that you may not appreciate.

 

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কে বলছেন….01

Baloto Ke Balechhen? বলোতো কে বলেছেন?

Tell Me Who Said? ..... Sep 21, 2006

 

(Beng.) Congress Party'r nutan Kamraj Plan-e jato Bhatnagar awardee-ke BMS College-e (Bang.)lecturer baniye debe; tate desher unnati hobe, aar chhatro-der mahan kalyan habe!

 

[(Eng.): In the new Kamraj Plan from the Congress Party, all Bhatnagar Awardees would become lecturer in BMS College (Bang.); this would lead to significant national development, and the students also would be greatly benefitted! ]

 

Answer: Bokachoda Ganguli (Chicago)

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কে বলছেন? ….02

Baloto Ke Balechhen.... Tell Me.. (Sep24).....?

Saturday, September 23, 2006 11:02:00 PM

 

by Dr. Subrata Ganguli

 

 

Action/Thriller

You can draw if you want......

 

Baloto Ke Balechhen?

Tell Me Who Said....

 

Sidhu-Jyoti politics kare jato Bhatnagar Awardee ke Kolkata'r Saha Institute-e lecturer baniye debe...(Beng.)

 

Sidhu-Jyoti are going to do politicking to make all Bhatnagar Awardees lecturer in Saha Institute, Kolkata.

 

 Answer: Bokachoda Ganguli

 

 

 

কে বলছেন….03

Baloto Ke Balechhen ....... (Aug. 4) .......

Thursday, August 3, 2006 10:50:00 PM

 

 

by Dr. Subrata Ganguli

 

 

Action/Thriller

Jyoti would never see this cartoon...

 

Baloto Ke Balechhen

 

Tell Me Who Said?.......

 

Ganguli halo bokachoda, aar aamra holam nekachoda....

 

Ganguli is 'bokachoda', and we are 'nekachoda'.

 

Answer: Sujodhan-Sushasan (Bangalore)

 

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কে বলছেন….04

Baloto Ke Balechhen (Beng.).....(Aug. 4)

Thursday, August 3, 2006 10:46:00 PM

 

 

by Dr. Subrata Ganguli

 

 

April Fools

Jyoti never reads a cartoon.......

 

Baloto Ke Balechhen....

 

Tell MeWho Said........

 

Congressi apo-saasaner pratibade amra halaam ekjote, Sujodhan aar Sushasan.

 

[To oppose the misrule of the Congress Party, we became united together, Sujodhan and Sushasan.]

 

Answer: Sujodhan-Sushasan (Bangalore).

 

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কে বলছেন…..05

 

Baloto Ke Balechhen?...........

Saturday, June 10, 2006 9:31:00 PM

 

 

by Dr. Subrata Ganguli

 

 

Humor

Still wants to print cartoons?????

 

 

Baloto Ke Balechhen?

Tell Me Who Said?

 

"Aami Nager-bazarer Motijhile eto chang muchh chherechhi je Amitabha-r naati abdhi hense-khele chale jabe. (Beng.)"

 

I have seeded pretty plenty number of Chang fish in Motijhil of Nagerbazar; even grandchildren of Amitabha should live comfortably.

 

Answer: Kelu Bong (Cal) [Cal is guy for Kolkata]

 

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কে বলছেন …06

Baloto Ke Balechhen?.......

Saturday, June 10, 2006 9:23:00 PM

 

 

by Dr. Subrata Ganguli

 

 

Humor

Why need a cartoon....

 

 

Baloto Ke Balechhen?

Tell Me Who said?

 

"As per official records, no lease neither ration card nor voters' Id was ever issued to any Ganguli from Bangalore, hence no one by that name lives in Bangalore."

 

[No Bengali for this one]

 

Answer: Runu Khoka (Bangalore)

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কে বলছেন … 07

Baloto Ke Balechhen?

Friday, May 19, 2006 10:39:00 PM

 

 

by Dr. Subrata Ganguli

 

 

Cultures

I may never draw a cartoon......

 

 

Baloto Ke Balechen (Beng.)?

 

Aami neka nai, bokao nai, bokachoda.

I am no snob, neither a stupid, but a stupid-fucker!

 

Answer: Prof. Ganguli (Chicago) 

 

 

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কে বলছেন…… 08

Baloto Ke Balechhen? ......

Friday, May 19, 2006 10:34:00 PM

 

 

by Dr. Subrata Ganguli

 

 

Humor

Stereotype view of dalal street...

 

 

Baloto Ke Balechhen (Beng.)?:

 

Dubuk dubuk, dubchhe dubchhe, dublo! (Beng.)

Let it crash, crashing crashing, crashed! 

 

Answer: Kelu Bong (Cal). [Cal is 'guy' for Kolkata].

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কে বলছেন……. 09

Baloto Ke Balechhen (Beng.)?

Tuesday, April 25, 2006 11:01:00 PM

 

 

by Dr. Subrata Ganguli

 

 

Action/Thriller

A few more left....

 

 

Baloto Ke Balechhen (Beng.)?

Tell Me Who Said.....

 

"Hati hati pa pa .... pichhane pichhale prati-biplab, samne samlale biplab... (Beng.)... "

 

Step by step ...... if you go backward, face counter-revolution, as you go forward see revolution ......

 

Answer: Careerist Party for Imperialism (Medinipur).

 

 

 

কে বলছেন। …… 10

Baloto Ke Balechhen? .....

Sunday, April 16, 2006 11:08:00 PM

 

 

by Dr. Subrata Ganguli

 

 

Humor

I might still need a few more....

 

 

Baloto Ke Balechhen (Beng.)?

Tell Me Who Said.......

 

Dhanatantrer patan aar samajtantrer utthan hai Marx-bader pathe, ektu ghuriye balley samajtantra theke dhantatantra hai 'tala-tantra' 'buddhi-tantra' aar 'mukhosuddhi tantrer' madhyamey.

 

Fall of capitalism and rise of socialism might follow marxist path, but, to put it neatly, capitaism is delivered from the womb of socialism by bureaucracy, meritocracy and 'mukhosuddhi-tantra'

 

Answer: Capitalist Party of India (Malda)

 

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কে বলছেন ….. 11

Baloto Ke Balechhen? (Beng...)

Sunday, April 16, 2006 12:52:00 AM

 

 

by Dr. Subrata Ganguli

 

 

Action/Thriller

Not exaclty a cartoon..

 

 

Baloto Ke Balechhen (Beng.)?

Tell me who said?

 

"Je-din theke Buddhababur kheal halo je Gurupado Mandal-ke diye communism habe na, se din theke tini buddha punjipati"

 

The day Buddha realized Gurupado Mandal could not do commuinism, he became enlightened capitalist.

 

Answer: Irish Zoo (London)

 

 

 

কে বলছেন …….. 12

Baloto Ke balechen? .. Tell me ...

Wednesday, February 8, 2006 8:53:00 PM

 

 

by Dr. Subrata Ganguli

 

 

Humor

just a humor without a bitch.....

 

 

Baloto Ke Balechhen?

Tell Me Who Said...

 

As Billy took my muggy, I became deulia....

 

(no Bengali for this one)

 

Answer: Beachy Busy(Chicago)

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কে বলছেন……13

Baloto Ke Balechhen (Tell Me ...)

Sunday, January 15, 2006 9:00:00 PM

 

 

by Dr. Subrata Ganguli

 

 

Publishing

Can I really draw, or would they look like my biology cartoons?.....

 

Baloto ke Balechhen?

 

Tell Me Who said?

 

Amitabher priya khadya chang-machher jhole...(beng..)

 

[Amitabha's favourite dish is a soup of Chang fish]

 

Answer: Irish Zoo(London)

 

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কে বলছেন। ….. 14

Baloto Ke Balechen ... (Tell Me..)?.......

Saturday, December 31, 2005 9:07:00 PM

 

 

by Dr. Subrata Ganguli

 

 

Publishing

Another cartoon...

 

 

Baloto Ke Balechen (Beng.)?

 

Tell Me Who Said?

 

Chandan Basur saman paisa na paiyile Bangonnyana naak galayiba na (Beng.)

 

If I do not get the same money as Chandan Basu, I shall not express interest in development in Bengal.

 

Answer: irish zoo(London) 

 

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