The trials and tribulations of having the same name as the author of "Hanky Panky." In addition, Minnesota attorney Thomas James describes several other famouse/notorious Thomas Jameses.
"In high school, I went for a walk with a girl along a secluded trail. She turned to me, said, 'I think we’re alone now,' and burst out laughing. 'Don’t get any ideas, though,' she quickly added, 'I don’t do the hanky panky.'
Thank you, Roulette Records."
(Excerpt from my new article, "The Ubiquitous Thomas James.") It can be read at:
https://thomasbjamesminnesotaattorney.medium.com/the-ubiquitous-thomas-james-10ee7cc67aac
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