Conversation between our President, George
W, Bush and Condi Rice in Oval Office one
day...
WHO'S ON FIRST? GEORGE W'S VERSION......
..... George: Condi! Nice to see you.. What's happening?... Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China... George: Great. Lay it on me... Condi: Hu is the new leader of China... George: That's what I want to know... Condi: That's what I'm telling you... George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?.. Condi: Yes... George: I mean the fellow's name... Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu... George: The new leader of China... Condi: Hu... George: The Chinaman!.. Condi: Hu is leading China... George: Now whaddya' asking me for?... Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China... George: Well, I'm asking you... Who is leading China?... Condi: That's the man's name... George: That's who's name?.. Condi: Yes... George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?.. Condi: Yes, sir... George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was dead and from the Middle East... Condi: That's correct... George: Then who is in China?.. Condi: Yes, sir... George: Yassir is in China?... Condi: No, sir... George: Then who is?.. Condi: Yes, sir... George: Yassir?... Condi: No, sir... George: Look, Condi.. I need to know the name of the new leader of China... Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone... Condi: Kofi?.. George: No, thanks... Condi: You want Kofi?.. George: No... Condi: You don't want Kofi... George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N... Condi: Yes, sir... George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N... Condi: Kofi?.. George: Milk!.. Will you please make the call?.. Condi: And call who?.. George: Who is the guy at the U.N?.. Condi: Hu is the guy in China... George: Will you stay out of China?!.. Condi: Yes, sir... George: And stay out of the Middle East!.. Just get me the guy at the U.N... Condi: Kofi... George: All right! ..With cream and two sugars.. Then get on that phone again!...
THE FOLLOWING WAS JUST ANOTHER EPISODE
OF LIFE IN THE BIG WHITE HOUSE ON ANY
GIVEN DAY..BETWEEN TWO HIGHLY (?) REGARDED OFFICIALS OF THE U.S. GOVERNMENT...
Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces is adult literature that satirizes famous children's stories, fables and fairy tales. The work is Jay Dubya's twenty-first e-book available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble Nook.
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