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POSSIBLE UPCOMING MERGERS????
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 1:21:00 PM

by Barbara Sue

Humor

Think of all the possibilities if these
mergers ever came true....

Upcoming Mergers?????

Makes you wonder if this is how Dewey, Cheatem and Howe came about .........

In the wake of the recent corporate mergers in the news, here are the latest mergers we can expect to see:

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.....

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become Polly-Warner-Cracker.....

3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood.....

John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere Abi.....

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become Zip Audi Do Da.....

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become Honey I’m Home.....

Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become Mine, All Mine....

Knott’s Berry Farm and the National Organization for Women merge to become Knott NOW.....

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