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Mama Said, "Keep your dress down and your panties up!"
Wednesday, June 27, 2007 12:50:00 PM

by Beverly Mahone

Humor

If you had a mama who was never short on giving advice, this book is for you

Mama Said "Hard heads make soft behinds!"

Mama Said, "Keep your dress down and your panties up!"

Those are a couple of the little warnings my mama used to give me but, of course, I had to learn the hard way :)

I am so pleased to announce my brand new ebook! It's called: "Mama Said There'd Be Days Like This" and it's a wonderful collection of essays from baby boomer writers (including myself) who share their own "Mama Said" experiences. You'll definitely laugh and may hear your own mother's voice in some of the writings.

I invite you to pre-order your copy right now before the price increase on July 2.

You can listen to an excerpt by visiting my website: Click here

Price will INCREASE next week so get your copy at the special discount rate. Also, the CD will be made available at a later date.

Peace & Blessings,
Beverly Mahone
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