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12 Days of a Menopausal Christmas
Monday, November 26, 2007  4:29:00 PM

by Beverly Mahone



Humor
Who says you can''t have fun when you''re going thru menopause? Check me out on YouTube...

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me

A headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!

 

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Two aspirin-- for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!

 

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up

 

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Four blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!

 

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Five Hot Flash fans!

4 blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!

 

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Six bottles of estrogen, Five Hot Flash Fans!--four blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin---for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!

 

 On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Seven packs of bedsheets, six bottles of estrogen, Five Hot Flash Fans!—four blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!

 

On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Eight bags of ice, seven packs of bedsheets, six bottles of estrogen, Five Hot Flash Fans!—four blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!

 

On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Nine pairs of glasses, eight bags of ice, seven packs of bedsheets, six bottles of estrogen, Five Hot Flash Fans!—four blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!

 

 

On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Ten memory pills, nine pairs of glasses, eight bags of ice, seven packs of bedsheets, six bottles of estrogen, Five Hot Flash fans!—four blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!

 

On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Eleven chocolate bars, ten memory pills, nine pairs of glasses, eight bags of ice, seven packs of bedsheets, six bottles of estrogen, Five Hot Flash Fans!—four blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!

 

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Twelve pints of gin, eleven chocolate bars, ten memory pills, nine pairs of glasses, eight bags of ice, seven packs of bedsheets, six bottles of estrogen, Five Hot Flash Fans!—four blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!

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This is an original lyric and cannot be published elsewhere without written permission of the author.


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