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VENTRILOQUIST

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10/28/2006 10:24:00 AM

by Miller H Caldwell


When asked to return to a Probus meeting of retired professionals after my talk to them about being in Pakistan as a Camp Manager, the Festive talk was to be a lighter engagement. I saw a Chimp for sale in a magazine and the rest is history.... I speak less while Charlie Caldwell speaks more these days!.
There are some words Charlie can not pronounce so he tends to think of another. A good strategy when I come to think about it. E.g.
 
For Beer he says Lager.
For Miller he says Dad or Hey silly!
For Banana which is his favourite thought, he     says, “Hey, any fruit”? Or simply “What              Oranges again”?
He does not call me bald, he says I am hairless.
His arithmetic is as good as mine and we share a            common love for Ghana. He grew up there and I  matured there.
 
Charlie is not of course my first monkey. That    honour went to Jack who lived with us during  
 our last few weeks in Tema. 
Strangely Jack never spoke.
Some monkeys can’t!


Children's parties........

Senior citizens homes visited for theraputic chats with Charlie.......

More saucy evening chats in clubs......

This is what Charlie does as part of Miller's Ventriloquist activities.

No charge for senior citizens and travel only for the others with a suggested fee of £20 if appropriate.

 

All performances by either Miller or Charlie are politically correct and void of sexism, ageism and any other ism you can find except hilariousism!

 
    



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· Speaker in Demand - 4/20/2006 4:09:00 AM
· Launching a new career in adversity - 10/24/2005 1:42:00 PM
· Memory book launched - 11/30/2004 9:03:00 AM
· SELF HELP MEMORY BOOK Launched - 9/20/2004 3:56:00 AM
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