What is grubby, has pockets full of money, and burrows underground?
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Lobbyists!
Your government is being lobbied and bought one mole at a time. Take in the picture above. Did you ever guess, surmise, or have nightmares about hordes of bad guys tunneling their way under our Capitol building? These dasdardly moles have some $9 billion dollars of influence peddling money with which to buy up the votes of legislators who in theory are there to debate the merits of various pieces of legislation and cast honest votes on them.
That theory just took a nose dive deep under ground. Holy smoke 'em out!
Where are the exterminators when we really need them?