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News of the Unusual
Saturday, February 8, 2025  7:57:00 PM

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by Elise C Davies



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We print all the news no one cares a fig about. It keeps us off the streets...

File this under the 'did you know' category.  No one knows.  No one cares but I have to turn in something to my edit or get fired.  

So, here we go.  It fills up the white blank page so he will be happy. (he drinks a bit).

Television was invented only two years after sliced bread.  (which came first, the munchkins or the Great Oz, right?)  I just like the part where the house lands on the witch, sue me.

Erno Rubik, creator of the Rubik's cube took one whole month to solve his own cube's puzzle.  The record today?  4.22 seconds by some smart ass kid in Nowhere, Idaho.  He should be doing his homework!  Am I right?

The 1968 movie, Planet of the Apes premiered in NYC.  Has it been that long?  And the franchise is still going on?  Come on people...get some new ideas flowing in Hollywood, for God's sake!

In 1994, Jack Nicholson whacked a car with a golf club.  (We all have issues, don't judge).

In 1855, in Devon, England (this is sadly...true)  Satan's 'hoofprints' were tracked for 60Km in the snow.  Well, it is hot in Hell.  Maybe he just needed a break.  Bet that snow felt good.

The Beatles appeared on Ed Sullivan on Feb 8th for the first time.  (Who???)

A small population of MAMMOTHS (yeah, you saw it here first, folks) surviveed on Wrangel Island (1650 B.C) which is 900 years AFTER the Great Pyramid of Giza was completed.   (okay, that one is cool)

Ketchup originated in...China.

2014.  A woman vacationing in Iceland (WHY???) was found.  (She was lost, apparently)  discovered in a search party...looking for herself. (Maybe it was Freudian)

Most popular item at Walmart?  Bananas.

Sunsets on Mars are blue.

I hope I get a raise for this article.  

 


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