My long-awaited second book, entitled Ker-SPLASH! Recreational Power Boaters Guide, has been released, as promised in the last newsletter. Ker-SPLASH! is available at all the usual places, but I personally encourage any of my millions of fans who wish to buy it to order it from Barnes & Noble online. If you order another book or CD or VHS or DVD with it, you will get free shipping. Although I get an extra $1.30 royalty from any sales direct from the iUniverse website, I want you, my devoted fans, to know that B&N online is nearly always the fastest way to get any book published by iUniverse, regardless of what the booksellers' websites may state at the time. This may or may not be because B&N owns part of iUniverse, but more prompt service from B&N has been proven to be true. Elmer Fudd himself proved it with massive research on the shipments of my first book, Plastic Ozone Daydream.
Our new website at e-tabitha.com is now in effect. You will always be able to get the very latest scoop on my worldwide activites from now onward at e-tabitha.com.
Miss Pamela and I plan to release a few newspaper classified ads for Ker-SPLASH! over the next few weeks. We shall be sending promotional materials to Bloomington Gold (the largest Corvette show in captivity) in June. That same month we may have another book signing at Barnes & Noble in Austin. The date has not been finalized yet. In case you ever want to order one of my books from a real bookstore, remember to tell the bookstore to back-order it from Ingram. The term back-order is misleading, but don't worry about it. My books can be ordered and received within a few days by any little bookstore in Timbuktu!