Subject: Iuniverse Publishes

Greetings to my wonderful, devoted subscribers!

First, I wanted to thank you very much for signing up for this newsletter.

Secondly, I need to humbly apologize for not having written it sooner; Frankly, I didn''t know I had a newsletter!

Boy, does that make me sound like an air-head or what?!!

It pays to really EXPLORE a web site when you become a member! Duh-huh!

Ok enough beating myself up, I have news!