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Newsletter Teresa (Tracey) Louise Stanisha
Newsletter Dated: 1/25/2006 12:33:53 PMSubject: Steeler Fanaticism compliments of my sister and Happy Valentines Day early.
Hello so soon again to bring much cheer to you from Steeler Fantaticism compliments of my sister Jeni. read below.
HERE WE GO STEELERS!!
Happy Valentine's Day early, don't forget your loved ones and a plug, buy them one of my books, put it in a box and surround it with money! How sweet it is! Oh yeah, chocolates are nice, too!
Steeler Fever is running hot here in da 'Burgh. Thought you guys might like some hometown Pittsburgh Steeler fanaticism...................
'Twas the night before Denver, when all through the town,
Steeler fans were ready for the Broncos to go down;
The flags and banners were all hung with care,
In hopes of Detroit, with the Steelers there;
The players were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Super Bowl danced in their heads;
With Cowher in charge, I had a night cap,
And settled down for one more night's nap;
When up at Mile High there arose such a clatter,
Bronco fans wondered just what was the matter;
For at the stadium there was a great flash,
Someone had entered with no ticket, no cash;
The moon on the breast of the mountains of snow,
Gave the luster of mid-day to the man standing below;
When what to their wondering eyes should appear,
Who this man was, it became quite clear;
The smoke from his cigar made the air gloomy,
But they knew in a moment that it was Art Rooney;
He held the team roster, the plan of attack,
Big Ben to Hines Ward or the Bus in the back;
He saw in the defense a curtain of steel,
If they can't sack Jake the Snake then nobody will;
Troy will cover the field, he'll be everywhere,
I'm telling you Broncos, you better beware;
His long locks of hair will flow in the breeze,
He'll catch Jake's passes with the greatest of ease;
Mr. Rooney walked the sideline; he paced to and fro,
He wore black and gold from his head to his toe;
A terrible towel he held oh so tight,
As he looked to the heavens on that cold Denver night;
Then the words that he spoke left all feeling quite numb,
Lord get us to Detroit and my one for the thumb!!!
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When Peyton Manning died and went to heaven, God was showing him around.
They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Peyton." said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Peyton felt special and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house. It was a 3-story mansion with a Black and Gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Steeler flag, and in every window, a Terrible Towel.
Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but, why does Ben Roethlisberger get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said........
"That's not Ben's house.....it's MINE."
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Steeler Prayer
Our Father, who is Art Rooney in Heaven,
football be thy game.
Thy kingdom come,
4 Super Bowls won,
on earth as it is at Heinz Field.
Give us this day our playoff victory,
and forgive us our penalties
As we defeat those who play against us.
Lead us to a playoff victory,
and deliver us to Detroit.
A-Ben
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GO STEELERS!!!!!!!!!