There's a girl I know

I've been seeing for a while

She told me she's pregnant

And she is having my child,

I said, Girl you must be mistaken,

4 sure, that baby ain't mine,

I think you better go find - your baby Daddy,

Lookin in another direction

Ain't so shabby,

Cause, I'm not the one

The Doctor told me, I sterile,

4 sure, that baby ain't mine,

There you go, tellin me I'm crazy

How in the world, can I be the baby Daddy?

   And you're not sure,

If it's me or Harry

I told you,

I've been shootin blanks for years now,

Been through severe pain and fear.

Since the Doctor told me,

My Jimmy was drained-sterile

I just haven't been the same, 

This must be, an immaculate conception

4 sure, that baby ain't mine,

   Oh Yeah! My pride is hurt

So I let you go, cause this ain't gonna work,

I'm sterile, you know, I told you so

my Jimmy is broke,

4 sure, that baby ain't mine.

 Linda BBS Smith

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