You have a horror of

     boredom, monotony,

     lack of excitement,

Responsibility ordinary to me.

You should be a big game hunter

                       Cruise ship captian

                      Playboy of the western world

So why did you wed

                     a Suzy homemaker

Who likes to read,

                    feed the birds,

                  hot glue things together,

                  and raise children?

I count myself blesse that you

              seek my company.

I would shower you with diamonds,

         Swiss bank accounts,

\            and small but exquisite tropical islands,

If I could obtain them.

            I may yet find a way...