A Sad Ghost Story!

Booooo hooo hooo! cried Cornelius ghost,
I'm much too sad
To boo and boast;
I snagged my sheet on an old street post,
And it crumbled up like a piece of toast!
This Hallowe'en, if a cold wind shrieks,
Don't look for witches or crazy freeks!
Just listen for my boo hoo hoo's
It's only me - no sheet, no shoes!
Now you can't see me,
Even when I'm close,
Oh, I miss my comfortable sheet the most!
Booooo hoooo hoooooo!
  Edie Batstone