close the door
turn off the light
put the dogs out
bring the dogs in
turn the tv down
turn the stereo off
who you talking to on that thing
take the trash out
do the recyclables
when was the last time you had a bath
bring me the dirty clothes out of your bathroom
bring me some toilet paper
no you can not go to the lake for the weekend with your boyfriend
do your homework
do your homework
do your homework
wash your hands
come eat
get your brother
get your sister
where's your mitt, glove, bat
where’s your uniform forget the socks
I have no clue where your black tank top is
get off the phone
I never said your friend was a loser
what happened to the scissors again
get out of the refrigerator
stop hanging on the cabinet door
who broke the drier door
how long have you been wearing those jeans
your turn to do the dishes
I have no lunch money use your babysitting money
Let me borrow some money to pay the cleaning lady
No you cannot buy that skateboarding magazine those things cost $5.00 dollars
Do you want your father to go to jail when he has to kill the guy who raped you GO CHANGE!
No I will not buy you a stud belt
NO you cannot get your bellybutton pierced ~ I DON’T CARE IF GOD HAS ONE
Do not take the motorcycles out when I’m at my game
Yes your going to your sisters award banquet ~ BECAUSE I SAID
Are you going to pass six grade
How come the school called and said you weren’t in third period
I’ll try to get to your school play. Remind me at work. What day is it? at 10:00AM I’ll try
I’ll try. I’ll try. I’ll try
You really need to learn to wash your own clothes
You need to get up now
Why are you wearing my jeans
Why is your friend wearing my jeans
what happened to my new sweater
I can’t help it if the dog chewed your new flip-flops
why are you sitting in the living room eating pizza , has that ever been ok
please pick up the present your dog left you in the dining room no don’t use paper towels use toilet paper you cant flush paper towels now you have to take out the trash
what happened to those shoes I just bought them
how come you only have two pair of jeans
you cannot wear those jeans to school
no I don’t have any socks look in the basket in my room who cares if they match
I don’t know or care what’s for dinner
walk the dogs
walk the dogs
I said WALK THE DOGS I SWEAR TO GOD I’M TAKING THEM TO THE POUND
no you can’t go to the dance you have to baby-sit because your father and I are going out drinking and we may never come back
no you cannot drive the car to the store
when dear lord was the last time you brushed your teeth
dude you better change your attitude
move
stop stepping on my feet
stop fighting
clean the courtyard
do I have to tell you every little thing to do
my god look at this room
YOU ARE GROUNDED
GO TO YOUR ROOM
GET OUT OF MY FACE
when you get a car I swear to god I am going to dump soda all over the back seat
don’t call your brother stupid or a faggot you mess with him you mess with me
he’s eight your twelve leave him alone
no I will not stop at mcdonalds
no you cannot have a mcflurry
if you don’t stop fighting over the computer NO one is going to be on it
no you can’t download music you know I hate that I don’t care who does it
I will not lie for you. answer your line. do not lie for your sister. deal with it

and the beat goes on
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