What will you say, Billy Boy, Billy Boy
What will you say, charming Billy?
Don’t you hate that old Ken Starr
Don’t you wish he’d just dis-bar?
That might put an end to all this ugly mess.

Tell me what have you done, Billy Boy, Billy Boy
Tell me what did you do, silly Billy?
Did you stick it in her mouth
Like ya used to way down south
And then spill your DNA upon her dress?

If her head you did impale, Billy Boy, Billy Boy
That means that you both inhale, Horny Billy.
Why can’t you just tell the truth
Did she give you back your youth?
She’s a young thing who cannot keep her mouth shut.

Please just use some common sense, Billy Boy, Billy Boy
Please just use your other head, Silly Billy.
Did Monica scratch it with her tooth?
Hey! Let’s call up Dr. Ruth.
You need to find a little more indiscreet slut.

Do they make you feel so young, Billy Boy, Billy Boy?
Don’t they make you feel real young, Silly Billy?
On yourself just get a grip
But don’t phone sex Linda Tripp
Or the whole episode will be on tape.

I think you’ve suffered enough, Billy Boy, Billy Boy
I know you’ve had it real tough, Horny Billy.
With Ms. Rodman for a wife
A man has needs throughout his life
We don’t blame you for some minor indiscretions.

I think you’ve suffered enough
We know you’ve had it real tough,
Just be more careful with your little indiscretions.