Fat

Fat is Fantastic, and Big is great,
we eat all day and put it on the slate.
When we get up and head out on our way,
the Cook runs out and begs us to stay.

Please don't go my Big Happy Friend's,
you must stay and eat until it all end's.
My last mouthful was quite enough,
you put way to much "Pepper" in that stuff !!.

Burnt tongue and twenty dollars less,
we walked out and left the mess.
I said: You know I really liked that T-Bone,
come on guys lets go get an Ice-cream cone.

You see Fat is good, Fat is Nice,
we really should eat a little rice.
So if your Fat, Tall, Short or Round,
it does not matter what you look like I found.