A reporter enters the jungle and finds a tall, dark good looking
stranger, a bit like myself.......
Reporter: What's your name Mister?
Tarzan: Me Tarzan
Reporter: What do you do here?
Tarzan: me King of Jungle
Just then the reporter see's a woman running by...........
Reporter: Who is that woman?
Tarzan: That's Jane
Reporter: What is Jane's Whole name?
Tarzan: Jane's hole name ' Pussy'