I to Eye EyePhone

I Am An Bleeping EyePhone

Eye see I -

Want to hear yea

Can you ears hear thee Poet?

So desolate Eye am, I am

Deserted by Verizon in Austin

Eye goes in and eye goes out

Service – No Service bleeping modes

Beep, Eye Aye Captain, Eye work.

BEEP. I was fooling - Thee Skipper,

Tis Verizon Lotto number roulette.

Petal ping me live, Petal pang me dead.

Call On and Off, off then on an 512 area

Drip Drop, drop drip, dewdrop 820 exchange

Onward 1000, 2000, onto 9999.

Wait a minute, it is way under 1000

In fact it starts with zero - cell

Under five, more than three - number

Next it is right under that three

Then we go all the way up.

How many can do

I to EyePhone math

Dye ears hears

More dead than alive

EyePhone is awaiting

Hey finally a raining ding a ling

BEEP sorry

No Service

Gotcha hoping