I stepped Into Wiener Laughter

He walks, he stops, he sniffs, not hear.
Four feet, one tail, he barks, stop here
One foot third foot second four feet
For Ward, back ward side way slide ways. 

He squats plastic I wait waste bag 
My weight bends down squishes big turds
Weiner my dog you stink doggie
Close sack relieved he looks -"Not More."

I am pet friends butt-ler servant
Toes do whisper two feet are sore
He pees - I piss - green yard - forrest 
His feet mow grass being so clean.

Seem I peeing stepped in number
To be, Two Bee, acclaimed matter
Yea dog did laugh my pride tarnished
Did bark as grass did clean one soles