Surrounded By Conservative Poetic Pun
by David Lester Young — Read all 1,103 poems by David Lester Young
When a stellar Conservative does not take the PUN of comedy. You better request a halo helo. (Check below).
I hope Born Again Liberals, save America, with those Christians, who cherish Love, before Hate reigns over US.
Picture here, is a Church in America, in the HeArt of Ohio. Wherein Ohio you will find; The Circle, The Center, The Compass and The Spokes (Tallmadge). In the middle of these, this Church steeple stands stellar. It Shows that in every direction The Center of America is indivisible, and encompasses The Circle, not to be broken. That in The Compass, We as Americans, use The Spokes to unite us, with communication flowing in and out, to The Center of United States binding together as neighbors, family, friends, and Country.
In The Circle, The Center The Compass, The Spokes. So help US God espouse Hate, and bigotry, by promoting Love in peaceful overtures.
Let US turn our Morticians, serving their Party, back into Politicians serving "We the People" of America's communal interests. Oh yes, quit using HATE to divide US, by creating a Civil Righteous War among US.
A Will Rogers tribute, like he used to do, to get politicians, all Fired up, laughing at themselves. Realizing that if they do not take the Pun, they will nevermore, henceforth get elected.
Little different today, our Mortician will give Pun, the electric chair, and fry your But(t)'s, over and over again. until you are burnt toast.
Every get roast toasted by an ex President, it will make you invisible, like those missing votes, he keeps talking about. Butt the humor does trump pomp asses, by passing laughing gas, fart deposits. Warning keep away from Morticians passing gas, it will kill ya.
Most Americans would see this as PUNNY, but extreme Conservatives, may see it as sacrilege.
Sunday, May 8, 2022
Surrounded By Conservative Poetic Pun
Conservatives Righteousness to the Right of me
Conservatives Progressives to the Left of me
Religious Supreme 5 Justice in Sterral front
Mother of God Conservative, Ginnie be my Back
God, please help save this Liberal soul from Christianity
Send me a helicopter, for they have forsaken YOUR Love
Their Hate is about to lynch me, as probable cause
Liberal guilty LIES, before God’s Truth innocence
Send your Divine Air Heavenly Rescue Force
Before the Great Conservator from below Natchez me
God to the rescue!
Jesus to the rescue!
Guardian Angel halo, helo to the rescue!
Go, Holy Spirit, Please dew ride the winds!
Oh Hell like no other, is Too Bee ~ Conservative bound
Awaiting Heaven’s Jim Dandy Air Force to rescue you
Why that was so close, I left a Liberal Fart be-hind
that when the Devil broke ground
It fried Born Again Christians into after life
Surrounded By Conservative Poetic Pun
Laughing gas Jim Dandy gasp grasps
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Love ya!
Jane
But so many presidents from both sides of the aisle have enjoyed immensely being roasted as a testament to their understanding of their own frailty. Good-natured banter and acceptance. Something that conservatives are having a hard time adapting to after their hero has fallen so far off wall that he'll never put the pieces back together again. Already they are writing tell-all books about their experience with the idiot.
Ron