Conservative Republican American Politicians

Oh C.R.A.P. teetotalers,
who tell us what to do
That they Master over US
from the Lair of Liars
Pristine Supreme puri~crats
egotist egomaniacs
Who profess patriotism
be caste gerrymandering.

Just took a needed crap
in water closet lavatory
Butt we do not need C.R.A.P.
out of Wash~ington
We The People elected
bye voter’s politicians
Have manipulated their
C.R.A.P. as morticians

To say Democrats today
are better be P.D.A.P.
Progressive Democrats
American Politicians
Both are upper cast
fraternal fraught fraternities
Where Corporate business
manipulates both

Maybe we need to change
the seats in Congress
Into toilet seats for all
those C.R.A.P ‘n P.D.A.P.
One be tempted to put
Carolina Reaper on them
To get their asses moving
in uniting United States.

HeArtMosphere Poet

Conservative Republican American Politicians

Oh C.R.A.P. teetotalers, who tell us what to do
That they Master over US from the Lair of Liars
Pristine Supreme puri~crats egotist egomaniacs
Who profess patriotism be caste gerrymandering.

Just took a needed crap in water closet lavatory
Butt we do not need C.R.A.P. out of Wash~ington
We The People elected bye voter’s politicians
Have manipulated their C.R.A.P. as morticians

To say Democrats today are better be P.D.A.P.
Progressive Democrats American Politicians
Both are upper cast fraternal fraught fraternities
Where Corporate business manipulates both

Maybe we need to change the seats in Congress
Into toilet seats for all those C.R.A.P ‘n P.D.A.P.
One be tempted to put Carolina Reaper on them
To get their asses moving in uniting United States.

HeArtMosphere Poet